Somebody recommend some chunky grandma shit. Like this (off-white/cream colored, shawl/stand up collar, zip or button front):
The one pictured is by Nautica Jeans. Ive looked for the past fews days but cant find anything similar. Ive looked at SNS Herning, Ralph Lauren, Tres Bien, and some other online shops. I thought about Brooks Brothers but people have said their sweaters fit like garbage bags.