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post #31 of 40
12/9/10 at 2:23am
I'm not a physician, so take this at your own risk. One ounce of 151 rum or one ounce of Everclear, with club soda and lime taken with a tranquilizer or sleeping pill will tend to give you a pretty good buzz.
The club soda (or any bubbly mix) speeds up the effect of the alcohol. The combination of the medication and high proof alcohol is about like having 3-4 drinks in one sitting, giving you a pretty good buzz, without a lot of calories.
The key is having only one of these at a time. If you have more than one, you can risk your health, in some measure because after your second you are likely to be out of control and then continue until something bad happens.
If you remember, take a large glass of water before sleeping to avoid dehydration in the morning.
Also after taking this combo, resist the urge to reconfigure your computer, drive or call anyone to tell them your deepest thoughts. These may all seem like a good idea at the time but trust me, you will think differently in the morning.
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post #32 of 40
12/9/10 at 2:39am
Straight everclear.
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post #33 of 40
12/9/10 at 2:43am
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Originally Posted by BarrelMaker View Post
back in highschool girls in my gym class would soak their tampons in vodka and insert supposotory style. most of them could barely stand up by the end of class but they had a great time. but be careful you absorb alcohol through your colon much more efficently than you do through your stomach.

I've heard this, I've also heard it burns.
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post #34 of 40
12/9/10 at 2:54am
It's called butt-chugging bros. Motherfuckers act like you've never hazed pledges.
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post #35 of 40
12/9/10 at 12:36pm
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Originally Posted by BarrelMaker View Post
back in highschool girls in my gym class would soak their tampons in vodka and insert supposotory style. most of them could barely stand up by the end of class but they had a great time. but be careful you absorb alcohol through your colon much more efficently than you do through your stomach.

My mind went in 50 different directions when I read that. From 'Really?' to 'WTF?' to 'I wonder if that works.' to 'You know they do anal.'

Mind bender.
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post #36 of 40
12/9/10 at 12:51pm
its called plugging fools

also you could probably pour it in your ass with a funnel
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post #37 of 40
12/9/10 at 1:32pm
If you are concerned about overeating after drinking, do what I do.

I generally don't drink on an empty stomach. First of all, I am a fast drinker. I can have 3-4 vodka rocks down within 20 minutes, easily, just hanging out. If I do that on an empty stomach, I am going to start going for food. I prefer to eat my sensible dinner first, let it start digesting for a good half hour to an hour, and then start drinking. I will drink less, because I am full, and I will be less intoxicated and will feel much better the next day. When I get drunk and I chase booze with food in an effort to sober up....it generally leads to both eating food I am trying to avoid, and to feeling worse the next day.

Also, add real citrus juice to your drinks. Squeeze a lemon or a lime in there. Lemon juice promotes liver function. Lemon water is also great before you go to bed, and when you wake up. Aside from getting the liver moving, it gets the bowels moving...so you pass whatever poison is still holed up in your colon.

Have fun!

Mike
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post #38 of 40
12/12/10 at 3:14am
Swap booze for coke.

That cures all ills.
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post #39 of 40
12/13/10 at 2:04pm
at first i was like
then i was like
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post #40 of 40
12/16/10 at 4:22am
drink whatever you want, hit the gym hard dont be a pussy
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