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post #61 of 65
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Originally Posted by imageWIS
Mr. Burns: So, Smithers, what are you doing this weekend. Something gay, I expect?
Smithers: What?!!
Mr. Burns: You know, light and fancy free! Mothers, lock up your daughters! Smithers is on the town!
Smithers: Oh! Of course.

Ned Flanders: A rude Frenchman. Why I never.

Mr. Burns: Well, I say let Harvard have its football and academics. Yale will always be first in gentlemanly club life.

Jon.
LOL. You're running with the Yale them today. [Err, that should have been "theme". Maybe they turned me down because of my spelling . . .]
post #62 of 65
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Originally Posted by lawyerdad
LOL. You're running with the Yale them today.

Actually I wanted to see what else people had posted and due to the other thread, I remembered Mr. Burn's little Yale v. Harvard quip, so I decided to post it. Personally, I'd be happy to get into either school (although Harvard is still my number one choice...anyone know somebody who works in admissions?).

Jon.
post #63 of 65
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Originally Posted by denimdestroyedmylife
i like the one where homer strangles bart and bart's tongue waggles.


that's not a quote, i guess.


so...




that Springfield glacier episode, all the kids are pulling the bus up the mountain and that little stupid silly kid says "this is just like fitzcarraldo" and the bully kid punches him and says "that movie is flawed" or some such thing.


his comment could have been expanded, i thought, but it would not be so funny.
I wonder how many people got that.
post #64 of 65
I believe it was used in a separate thread somewhere else, but anything Sideshow Bob:

You can't keep the democrats out of the white house forever, and when they get in, I'll be back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies!


I must confess that I never watched the simpsons much.


Homer, home alone after skipping church:
I'm whizzin' with the door open! Woo-hoo!
post #65 of 65
My favorite quote is from when Bart gets his first girlfriend or something like that. Bart: There's only one thing to do at a moment like this.... Strut. As for quotes in relation yale.. Burns: Well, did you meet Larry? Man: Oh, yes. He made light of my weight problem, then suggested my motto be semper fudge. At that point, he told me to "relax". Burns: How were his test scores? Woman: Let's just say this: he spelled "Yale" with a six. Burns: I see. Well, I -- ooh, you know, I just remembered, it's time for my annual donation. I wonder how much I should give. Man: Well, frankly, test scores like Larry's would call for a very generous contribution. For example, a score of 400 would require a donation of new football uniforms, 300, a new dormitory, and in Larry's case, we would need an international airport. Woman: Yale could use an international airport, Mr. Burns. Burns: Are you mad?! I'm not made of airports! Now get out!
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