Styleforum › Forums › General › General Chat › What to buy the girl (nice bum) at work for xmas?
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

What to buy the girl (nice bum) at work for xmas? - Page 3

post #31 of 112
12/7/10 at 2:43pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by ter1413 View Post
nothing until you boan her!

Reply
Reply
post #32 of 112
12/7/10 at 2:46pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by HRoi View Post
let's see a pic of this nice bum

THANK YOU. this thread is worthless without pics of teh bum.
Reply
Reply
post #33 of 112
12/7/10 at 4:35pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by wetnose View Post
I suggest making chocolate truffles for the whole department and only give her after she asks and you've had the chance to tease her a bit.

ftfy
Reply
Reply
post #34 of 112
12/7/10 at 8:24pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by haiguise View Post
fukkin beta beta beta. duud if you wanna get some poon yous gotta act like an ALFUH MALE. Fukkin buyin chicks shizz and all that means you are nice and will treat her with respect. shi... look here son, you wanna get some from that fly gal? Be all like, Hmpf.. Hey shawty, Imma get my drink on tonight. Come wit me. All teh fly galz will be all up on your bidness. shi-- gnomesayin?

Reply
Reply
post #35 of 112
12/7/10 at 8:33pm
seriously, you shouldn't buy her anything.

If you do, its kind of pathetic. think about it.
Reply
Reply
post #36 of 112
12/7/10 at 8:36pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by ter1413 View Post
nothing until you boan her!

*sigh* once you "boan" her the gifts should stop asap.
Reply
Reply
post #37 of 112
12/7/10 at 8:38pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ambulance Chaser View Post
This is her way of telling you that she's not interested in you romantically. If she was, that "rule" would go out the window pretty quickly. I see no point in buying her a special gift.

so can we end the thread now
Reply
Reply
post #38 of 112
12/7/10 at 8:41pm
lame
Reply
Reply
post #39 of 112
12/7/10 at 9:01pm
All this "hoping" is effing sad if not pathetic. Bone her or think of her as a man. There's no ethical reason for digging into the "pu$$y budget" and to expect nothing in return.
Reply
Reply
post #40 of 112
12/7/10 at 10:44pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Star View Post
I am looking for suggestions for a Christmas gift for a female colleague at work. There is some sexual tension here however a combination of us both being like 'chalk and cheese' and her insistance not to date guys at work means we never hit it off although we constantly chat, buy each other drinks, and had some left field conversations.

I would like to give her something that is small (and not referring to my penis for the comedians out there), not expensive, but would blow her mind so much that she tells everyone about it and cant sleep for atleast 1 night.

At the moment without brainstorming ideas I can only think of something like a 'phone dialler' like Breakfast at Tiffany's. I know it sounds sad but the usual crap like DVDs and Books are a no.

Another thought is maybe to buy her some socks (Paul Smith style) so she remember me everytime she puts them on.

Any ideas?


Only thing appropriate is lingerie. I'm 100% serious. Otherwise you won't get to bone.
Reply
Reply
post #41 of 112
12/7/10 at 10:47pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by hendrix View Post
Only thing appropriate is lingerie. I'm 100% serious. Otherwise you won't get to bone.

and make sure you give it to her at the office party. That should take care of the no date anyone she works with thing.
Reply
Reply
post #42 of 112
12/8/10 at 12:00am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Da Luis Vuitton Don View Post
*sigh* once you "boan" her the gifts should stop asap.

No way... you reward chicks when they do something you like. (just don't tell em... this chocolate is because you let me stick it in the pewper last night)
Reply
Reply
post #43 of 112
12/8/10 at 12:01am
Reply
Reply
post #44 of 112
12/8/10 at 12:01am
Quote:
Originally Posted by intent View Post
NOTHING. Don't be a fucking pussy.

She's not interested in you. A gift would make her feel awkward. You'll be the weird guy at work who got her something over-the-top for no reason. A gift for her and nobody else will land you a sexual harassment complaint from her or someone else.

If you insist there is sexual tension, then man up and ask her for drinks after work. Her answer will be all you need.

this, except for the drinks after work thing. don't even go there.
Reply
Reply
post #45 of 112
12/8/10 at 12:04am
I keep seeing these ads for remote control indoor helicopters. Maybe if you buy it for her, she'll keep it around the office and you can use it, too.

I don't know that she will like the gift, but having one of those remote control helicopters around sounds pretty awesome.
Reply
Reply
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
  Back to Forum: General Chat
Styleforum › Forums › General › General Chat › What to buy the girl (nice bum) at work for xmas?