Sometimes I jack off with the hotel's body lotion. Is this wrong?
Sometimes I don't wash my hands after I pee. Is this wrong?
Sometimes I play the Nutcracker Suite while having sex in the winter months. Is this wrong?
Sometimes I don't make my bed, unless someone is visiting. Is this wrong?
Sometimes I clip only my index and middle fingers if I am running short on time and I plan on fingerblasting a female. Is this wrong?
Sometimes I kill two birds with one stone and eat a piece of fruit while I'm taking a dump. Is this wrong?
Sometimes I don't vote. Is this wrong?
Sometimes I wear a 3.5" tie with slim lapels. Is this wrong?
Sometimes I neglect to use shoe trees. Is this wrong?
Sometimes I use shoe trees as a sex toy. Is this wrong?
Sometimes I get off while experimenting with the more advanced aquatical features of electronic Japanese-made toilets. Is this wrong?
Sometimes I floss before I brush. Is this wrong?
Sometimes I roll through the stop sign. Is this wrong?
Sometimes I tip only 15%. Is this wrong?
Sometimes I wonder if I should go back to grad school, but I am too lazy to apply. Is this wrong?
Sometimes I dream of nuclear armageddon and it brings a hint of a smile to my lips. Is this wrong?
Sometimes I am a muslin and I behead christian schoolgirls. Is this wrong?
Sometimes I poast on SF. Is this wrong?
