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post #16 of 22
12/4/10 at 10:14am
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How Shall I Paint Thee? When I splash thee, where shall it be? Upon thy thighs, or on thy knee? Perhaps I'll fire across thy tits, Or the dewy folds of thy pussy lips. Perhaps thy stomach shall I paint, Or up thine ass, or down thy taint?
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post #17 of 22
12/4/10 at 10:26am
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Proclamation at LaGuardia The TSA has limited items that may Be carried through a security checkpoint Please do not leave baggage unattended While we attend to your junk.
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post #18 of 22
12/4/10 at 10:34am
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Ode to a Fat Guy with Tourette's Sitting Next to Me

With a whimper and a squeel
And an occasional grunt
You sure do make
An annoying cunt.
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post #19 of 22
12/5/10 at 12:04am
ODE TO SF ON A SATURDAY NIGHT Twas a Saturday night and nothing else to do 'cept to click on a thread and check whats new A thousand n00bs, each dumber than before Asking questions answered a hundred times before Refresh guess her muff hoping for win alas 60+ disappointed again Troll B&S hoping for a new pair of shoes My PM was too late you snooze you lose I'll nitpick a peak lapel, and say your button placement is not right From the comfort of my couch, in my pajamas all night
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post #20 of 22
12/5/10 at 1:13pm
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Originally Posted by SpooPoker View Post
ODE TO SF ON A SATURDAY NIGHT


Twas a Saturday night and nothing else to do
'cept to click on a thread and check whats new
A thousand n00bs, each dumber than before
Asking questions answered a hundred times before
Refresh guess her muff hoping for win
alas 60+ disappointed again
Troll B&S hoping for a new pair of shoes
My PM was too late you snooze you lose
I'll nitpick a peak lapel, and say your button placement is not right
From the comfort of my couch, in my pajamas all night

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post #21 of 22
12/5/10 at 2:39pm
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The Anglo FatWife

Good effort but you lose points for incorrectly using the word "limpid".
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post #22 of 22
12/5/10 at 4:23pm
My kids taking a nap the wife is at work theres no flaming in MC nobody is acting like a jerk no new threads, nothing useful to say almost hoping faggotsaremods will post pics that are teh ghey someone post something great give me something to do she wakes up in 10 minutes then ive got to change a diaper with poo.
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