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Mein Dickt, and Other Collected SF Poems

post #1 of 22
12/3/10 at 2:05am
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Mein Dickt

here i am
dick in my paw
stroking that dick
with my fleshy paw
gonna make it cum
strokin' that dick
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post #2 of 22
12/3/10 at 2:11am
Frequent and repetitive use of a limited number of words shows a lack of talent.
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post #3 of 22
12/3/10 at 2:15am
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Frequent and repetitive use of a limited number of words shows a lack of talent.

Intentional for effect, you fucking philistine fuck you!!!!
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post #4 of 22
12/3/10 at 2:20am
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Bumpo
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post #5 of 22
12/3/10 at 2:24am
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Intentional for effect, you fucking philistine fuck you!!!!
Intentional for the effect of displaying a lack of talent? just messing with you. ~ H
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post #6 of 22
12/3/10 at 2:43am
dumbest thread EVER...EVERRRRRRRRRRRR
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post #7 of 22
12/3/10 at 2:52am
Conne's Lady Fleshy drapist, wrinkled old cooter. How do vericose veins blaze, lightning-like through your runny hose?
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post #8 of 22
12/3/10 at 3:02am
Had the thread title been Mein Dickta, now that might have been funny.
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post #9 of 22
12/3/10 at 8:19am
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TS is coming into my poetry threads and really upping the game. Props to you, sir.
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post #10 of 22
12/3/10 at 10:56am
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Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim View Post
Conne's Lady

Fleshy drapist,
wrinkled old
cooter. How do
vericose veins blaze,
lightning-like

through your
runny hose?

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post #11 of 22
12/3/10 at 11:32am
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Originally Posted by Arrogant Bastard View Post
A poem:

here i am
dick in my paw
stroking that dick
with my fleshy paw
gonna make it cum
strokin' that dick

9/10. Very nice.

Here is mine.

The Anglo FatWife

My Anglo fatwife is a curious beast
Sisyphus smiles down as my limpid dong attempts to find shelter in her corpulent folds
Over and over
Every Saturday night while our offspring are at a sleepover

I look into her porky eyes as we grapple
With the grace of drunken welsh boxers
Her soft and shapeless breasts make their parasitic home
On the gelatinous mass of her torso

My fingers grasp her yielding flesh
I let out a faint yelp as I sadly release my jizz into her decrepit orifice
Not even sure which one
She looks at me languidly, in an attempt to briefly capture feminine sexuality but only succeeds in vaguely resembling will Ferrell
Me and my Anglo fatwife
Alone on a Saturday night
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post #12 of 22
12/3/10 at 11:41am
Womans Sometimes I'm like yeah and they are liek no other times im lik nea and they be lookin ast me gud times is when i say yeh and they be liek okay
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post #13 of 22
12/3/10 at 11:45am
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Originally Posted by Huntsman View Post
Frequent and repetitive use of a limited number of words shows a lack of talent.
Clearly artist intent
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post #14 of 22
12/3/10 at 3:54pm
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With the grace of drunken welsh boxers

That's some grace right there, boyo.
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post #15 of 22
12/4/10 at 9:24am
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Quidditch Day at Harvard Brooms in hand, now are we A pack of wily wizards made Nerds as far as eye can see And not a one is getting laid
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