SYNTHESEFS: DBSS Patent Blue High top, RJB sz31, KVA sz 50, CP sz 43,

First up, the sneakers: DBSS Patent Blue High Tops, Size 3 These shoes are totally sick. However, I have no idea how to wear them, and haven't done so once. I bought these from the original owner, and they have barely any wear at all. Fantastic condition, crazy blue, really high, awesome zipper, fucking sweet. These are the kind of shoes that would reduce downtown Tokyo to rubble, and everyone would cheer. Then the crushed and bloody peasants would make a huge fucking marble statue of you and worship your giant shoes; offering them virgin sacrifices and ox blood. They're loud, super chunky, and totally unapologetic. They're size 3, which, as they're made for a range of sizes, means about 10.5-11.5. I'm a small 10.5 and I can wear them, but they're roomy. They'll be shipped in their DBSS box, but without a dust bag. SOLD!!! Common Projects Dark Navy Achilles Low, Size 43 I bought these shoes from Jet over a year ago. They wereThey've got some real wear, scuff marks, all that jazz - and they're totally indestructible. Oh, and one of the shoelaces broke, so it's knotted up like a little bitchy thing. Doesn't matter, they're still CP's, and they ooze quality. The soles are in excellent condition as well, with almost no heel wear. These are a great fall/winter/spring sneaker, when things are wet and you don't want to get your fresh white kicks all nasty. I'm a 10.5 in US sport brands like Nike and Adidas, and they fit me perfectly. Will be shipped with their CP box and dust bag. Flash: No Flash: SOLD, unfortunately for dollars and not a rap HOLY SHIT WHAT A PRICE. I'm making like no money on these fuckers, I just want to pass on some awesome shoes to a steezeless homebody somewhere. Conversely, if you film yourself rapping about Common Projects and put it on youtube (with your SF screenname proudly displayed, duh) I will send them to you for free. Next up, some clothing: RJB Black 19CM, Size 31 A pair of heavy-duty 19cm jeans. If you want more info, check out http://www.selfedge.com/shop/index.p...roducts_id=428 Here are my post-shrink measurements: Waist: 18" (slouchy top block) Front Rise: 10.5" Back Rise: 14.25" Thigh: 11.75" Knee: ~8.5" Inseam: 36.25 (unhemmed) Hem: ~6 11/16" These haven't been worn much, but they have been washed a few times. The black's very saturated, but is starting to fade, and there is some creasing in the thighs. These are pretty cool, but don't work with my style at all. Hardocre riveting, a sick leather patch, and some schweet little embroidered swords. They'd be good for some biker grunge steeze, with a heavy-duty flannel, boots, and a leather jacket. Then you'll look totally fucking awesome, and be all like "Ooh, thanks Synthese, for these totally rad denimz! I get all the women now omgzzzzzz" and I'll be all like "Yeah, you're welcome internet stranger, my only goal is to make you happy," and then we'll drive fast cars and listen to rock music and drink Red Bull and vodka until we fucking die of heart attacks and go to heaven in a steampunk hotrod. Yeah. SOLD Kris Van Assche Shirt, Size 50 I've worn this once, and washed it once. It's too small for me, unfortunately. It is, however, totally fucking cool. Really slim fit, with front and back darts, a collar detail, rear spine seam, hidden placket, and a shiny black button. This looks really good under a black blazer. Like, "Oh My God Cum On My Face" good. Combine it with some giant fucking blue DBSS kicks, and you will be an unstoppable force of badness. Measurements: S2S: 18" (rear) P2P:21" (rear) Front length: 2.5" Sleeve: 26" Oh shit! Look at that collar and shiny button detail! Holy Christ there is a SPINAL SEAM that is FUCKING METAL SOLD