Originally Posted by in stitches
but whats your beef with TDK?
It was awesome, what do you mean?
If you notice brother stitch, no rebuttals.
Here are a few more masterful fuck-ups:Warning: Spoiler! (Click to show)
At the beginning, the fucking CIA doesn't bother to remove the hood and see who they have? And, whoa is me, its Bane? Ha ha ha ha ha. Fuck me that's bad film making.
Batman disappears for 7 years, so does Bruce Wayne? Robin goes Bruce Manor to announce he knows, and like, he's the only one?
Bruce Wayne is in that pit and keeps fucking up the climb out, when plummeting down, the rope around his waist snaps him hard as shit, with his back all fucked up, um, he was just fine??
Bane is like a super terrorist but just has to get at this mysterious fusion reactor... I mean yo guys... why not fuck the bullshit and just get a nuke from N Korea??? Needs to come up with this elaborate bullshit to get at something that any nuke could do? Just stupid.
Some little girl was able to escape that pit but Bruce Wayne can barely do it?
And there is a nuclear device ticking down, world in turmoil but the motherfucker announces he's in town and has time to make a bat signal with gasoline? Drama, anyone? And Batman knew about the bomb and went to get into a fight with Bane out of nowhere? How did he even know where the brawl was? (and dont forget above: guns and missiles everywhere but everyone decides to 42nd St it??)
Like, at the end, Batman was stabbed and shit and seemed perfectly fine to save the world.
And my favorite! Where the fuck did the motorcycles come from at the stock exchange?? Like, were they in the lobby like Zip Cars?
Oh nelly... some of you really do drink the Kool Aid. TDK was an epic piece of shit.Edited by idfnl - 2/15/13 at 6:26am