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Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded in a Police Report

post #1 of 18
11/24/10 at 4:06am
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I came across this while looking for something else. I will let the link speak for itself.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...-police-report
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post #2 of 18
11/24/10 at 4:09am
Adam Watson..... why?
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post #3 of 18
11/24/10 at 5:01am
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Originally Posted by ConcernedParent View Post
Adam Watson..... why?


+1

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post #4 of 18
11/24/10 at 8:51am
The harpoons.


Man them.
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post #5 of 18
11/24/10 at 9:01am
'Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”
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post #6 of 18
11/24/10 at 9:02am
"he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams" But I think this is a repost though.
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post #7 of 18
11/24/10 at 11:16am
I can't stop shuddering....

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post #8 of 18
11/24/10 at 11:29am
Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I'm going to cut your fucking throat.
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post #9 of 18
11/24/10 at 11:31am
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Adam Watson..... why?
The only rational explanation is that he's setting up a glaucoma claim for a medical marijuana prescription. Even then . . . so not worth it.
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post #10 of 18
11/24/10 at 11:44am
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Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I'm going to cut your fucking throat.

That's Conne's line.
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post #11 of 18
11/24/10 at 11:47am
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Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I’m going to cut your fucking throat.
A line never previously recorded in a police report, that's true. But a line I'll wager that is often heard at the State Correctional Facility for Women where she'll be spending a good bit of time for the next few months.
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post #12 of 18
11/24/10 at 11:49am
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Originally Posted by Mark from Plano View Post
A line never previously recorded in a police report, that's true. But a line I'll wager that is often heard at the State Correctional Facility for Women where she'll be spending a good bit of time for the next few months.

Win.
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post #13 of 18
11/24/10 at 1:44pm
This reminds of the George Carlin stand up:

Here is something no one has ever heard ever. Ever. "As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass, I'm going to chop my dick off."
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post #14 of 18
11/24/10 at 2:15pm
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This reminds of the George Carlin stand up:

Here is something no one has ever heard ever. Ever. "As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass, I'm going to chop my dick off."

I believe George Carlin already said that.
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post #15 of 18
11/24/10 at 8:07pm
It begs the question, if you were stuck on an island and that bitch was waving a knife at you telling you to eat her pussy or die, what would you do? (You can't kill her btw because she's somehow oddly invincible)
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