So the suit is going back to the seller. My tailor at Cardelino - who was at work sewing the buttons on one of my Zegna jackets by hand when I stopped by - didn't want to mess with it. He has earned himself a gold star in my mental ledger of alterations tailors. My right shoulder may be slightly lower, but the jacket was clearly either made for someone with a higher
right shoulder, or was a reject. My guess is the former, as the 36" jacket waist and 31" trouser waist are a unusual. What a shame! I guess it's just more money for the bespoke kitty. I guess I'm 10% of the way there?