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Originally Posted by rjakapeanut View Post
lol how

'cause there aint no sharks!
post #32 of 39
It's kind of like what would happen on land if say, police went extinct. The motherfuckers may punch you (deservedly) for resisting a jaywalking arrest, but they also stop drunk drivers and serial killers and rapists from running amok. You ever been raped by a swordfish? No? Thank a shark.
post #33 of 39
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You ever been raped by a swordfish? No? Thank a shark.

thanks sharks!
post #34 of 39
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Originally Posted by rjakapeanut View Post
thanks sharks!
Now you know how serious this shit is. Speaking of things going extinct. We have to save the bees.
post #35 of 39
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Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim View Post
It's kind of like what would happen on land if say, police went extinct. The motherfuckers may punch you (deservedly) for resisting a jaywalking arrest, but they also stop drunk drivers and serial killers and rapists from running amok. You ever been raped by a swordfish? No? Thank a shark.
I'll never forget how those drunk saw-tooth sharks raped me over a pinball machine. They had to use five donor-anuses for the reconstruction, but it's never been the same.
post #36 of 39
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I'll never forget how those drunk saw-tooth sharks raped me over a pinball machine.
Always a few bad apples man. You'd rather put the damn dolphins in charge? Those fuckers make sharks look humane.
post #37 of 39
This is why it's good to try new food every once in a while. Cows may go extinct in a near future. Hindus and other Vegans will disappear too, which leave mostly meat-eaters bidding against one another for ounces of rare meat.
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Always a few bad apples man. You'd rather put the damn dolphins in charge? Those fuckers make sharks look humane.

post #39 of 39
^^ a good episode
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