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Originally Posted by
Tokyo Slim 
It's kind of like what would happen on land if say, police went extinct. The motherfuckers may punch you (deservedly) for resisting a jaywalking arrest, but they also stop drunk drivers and serial killers and rapists from running amok. You ever been raped by a swordfish? No? Thank a shark.
I'll never forget how those drunk saw-tooth sharks raped me over a pinball machine.


They had to use five donor-anuses for the reconstruction, but it's never been the same.