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post #1726 of 2715
The snobby hippy crowd can shop at FSC on Valencia.
post #1727 of 2715
Thread Starter 

And once again my laughter dies.

 

lefty

post #1728 of 2715
¿Por que?
post #1729 of 2715
Thread Starter 

Kid above you.

 

lefty

post #1730 of 2715
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Originally Posted by sugarbutch View Post

Who is pretentious over there? All those fellas are cool.

Me probably.
post #1731 of 2715
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Originally Posted by lefty View Post

Just got back from a four day "let's check the city out" trip in anticipation of our move in March. Couldn't wait to get home.


In no particular order:


Cabs, if you can find one, are filthy with drivers who have no idea where they are going.

Homeless crack heads are insanely aggressive. I had to push a guy away from my wife. Next time I bring an axe.

Waiters are way too chummy and have no idea how do do their job. Look, pal - you are not part of our conversation; don't touch me when telling me the specials; and don't remove an empty plate until we're all finished. I finally had to tell a waiter to leave the plate and he looked at me like I killed his puppy.

There's garbage on the street.

The women look like men. Up close, ugly men.

The residents are like Stepford employees of the tourism board. "Oh, you'll love it here. Did you know you can ski in the morning and surf in the afternoon?" Look closely in their eyes, however, and what you see is a tinge of fear. As if they are trapped in the Billy Mumy Twilight Zone episode.


I met up with an ex-New Yorker and asked him why the fuck everyone was so nice. He replied, "It's nice to be nice." Fuck me.


I was blindsided by one line in a contract and am now royally fucked.


lefty

Fucking Tourists!!
post #1732 of 2715
Thread Starter 

Jesus Christ, son. Welcome to two years ago. Population you.

 

lefty

post #1733 of 2715
He was overwhelmed by your post and could not contain himself.
post #1734 of 2715
Ill be in this city in August. Expect to not see a thread asking for recommendations.
post #1735 of 2715

Listen, fuck New York and their itinerant perverts. 

 

http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/2013/06/anti-semitic_elmo_who_once_sca.php

 

I'm sick of this shit. Elmo, Bloomberg, Mayors of New York suburbs smoking crack. 

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rob_Ford

 

Even the Jews are fucked up in New York. I thought the Jews were supposed to be the good semites. 

 

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/30/nyregion/shadowy-squads-enforce-modesty-in-hasidic-brooklyn.html?_r=0

post #1736 of 2715
Hayward done gone HAM.
post #1737 of 2715
I was actually hoping that Elmo would stay a bit longer. We had a plan for him. It involved setting his costume on fire and then driving him to Daly City blindfolded, where we'd leave him in the Jolibee parking lot wearing a plastic grocery bag for underwear.
post #1738 of 2715
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I was actually hoping that Elmo would stay a bit longer. We had a plan for him. It involved setting his costume on fire and then driving him to Daly City blindfolded, where we'd leave him in the Jolibee parking lot wearing a plastic grocery bag for underwear.

Then Jollibee would probably hire him to be the next mascot. tongue.gif

post #1739 of 2715

any places you guys recommend to go shop? heading down for the weekend and only places I can think of are unionmade and acrimony.

post #1740 of 2715
What types of stores are you looking for? For similar styles to Union Made you should check out Freeman's Sporting Club, Self Edge, Taylor Stitch, Welcome Stranger, Azalea and the place next door whatever it's called, Gimme Shoes since its just across the street from those two. Carey Lane is a great source for bargains on very casual stuff. I like SEAN as well, slightly different style but really good price to value ratio (not a fan of their suits however). I can't recall ever going to Acrimony so no help there.
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