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sugarbutch 
Shit, I'm going to get all misty-eyed up in here. Stop it.
We used to have a great view of the bridge from our kitchen, but a new house was built down the hill and it blocked some of it. It's still OK from the dining room. The new house is actually quite beautiful. The guy who lives there is an A1 douchebag, though. I don't know his story, but I think he may be an ex-athlete or something. Still rather young. Anyway, for a year he didn't have shades on his windows, and he must have boned 75 different really good looking women in that year. All in front of my kitchen sink. To his credit, he is hung like a fucking mule. My mother was looking out there once, curious about the new entertainment and almost fainted. Now he has shades, but I did get to see a fully naked woman craning out of the window while I was washing my coffee cup two weekends ago.