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If you're a good looking gal you move to LA. If you're good looking and smart you move to NYC. Chicago/Miami get the leftovers. SanFo gets the dregs.

 

What amazes me though is how ugly the gays are here. I had lunch in The Castro today and I don't think I've ever seen a more motley collection of man flesh in my life. One would think that the US ground zero of gay could muster up something a little better.

 

lefty

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This is true. We also have the best looking homos.

Sugarbutch, do you spend your entire trip between Barneys in the morning and the rooftop of the W hotel?
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Everyone thinks they have good taste. Maybe my standards are low. Who knows? I guess it also depends on where you live in LA.

lefty, it's cool to insult our women, but insulting our gay men is a bridge too far.
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M, you do have very good looking gays, but I prefer a pithy homosexual and they are more often found in NYC.

 

Butchy, I'm in too good a mood to get drawn into a homo death match with you. Now that we have less than 30 days in SanFo, the leftette just remarked that I am an advent calendar of happiness.

 

lefty

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New York gays are post-Gay. LA has the pith. For evidence, see: Lewis, Jeff
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Originally Posted by sugarbutch View Post

I am frequently in LA, and the main difference I see is the level of body tone. The cult of the body is certainly a lot stronger there than here. But the ratio of beautiful faces to go with those beautiful bodies seems about the same as in SF.

My wife and I looked for attractive women today. We found none. We did find one nice pair of tits, though.
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On a woman or a man?

 

lefty

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Might have been a shman, now that you mention it.
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I will give SanFo this - her shmans are much better looking than NYC's.

 

 

vs.

 

 

lefty 

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I has a sad.
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Everyone thinks they have good taste. Maybe my standards are low. Who knows? I guess it also depends on where you live in LA.
lefty, it's cool to insult our women, but insulting our gay men is a bridge too far.

^the gheys are a super positive natural resource for both SF/NYC, as to who has the more aesthetically pleasing gheys.... the argument is moot if you are heterosexual.

I'd rather argue about who has the better hipsters.

being in Williamsburg/Greenpoint/East Williamsburg/Bushwick a lot i've noticed that NYC hipsters get an undeservedly bad reputation. Most of them merely look and act like hipsters, but they do have actual jobs (to which they will ride bikes/skateboard to). Lets say if you go to McCarren Park at 11am on a weekday afternoon.... it'll be empty because most of the people are working.

I've been to Dolores Park on a weekday at 11am..... let just say it was packed.... full of annoying hipsters.

also this has most probably been posted before... but it should be re-posted for prosperety.
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If you're comfortable enough to fawn over another man's clothes you should be comfortable enough to appreciate another man's good looks.

 

Dolores Park is representative of SanFo as a whole. It's a great looking park in a good and convenient area. It's downfall are the people who populate it.

 

lefty

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My wife is heading out to do yoga on a paddleboard. I feel the true shame of a San Franciscan this morning.
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If you're a good looking gal you move to LA. If you're good looking and smart you move to NYC. Chicago/Miami get the leftovers. 

lefty

Miami has a severe shortage of intelligent women. We have beauties by the bushel though. Mostly of the international flavor. We're big on importing.
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My wife is heading out to do yoga on a paddleboard. I feel the true shame of a San Franciscan this morning.

This IS Sanfran, so I'm going to ask the inevitably stupid question: will the paddleboard be in the water or on land?
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This IS Sanfran, so I'm going to ask the inevitably stupid question: will the paddleboard be in the water or on land?

It will be in the water. You know we are surrounded by it, yes? I am curious what you pictured.

Nowhere in this thread has the true abomination of San Francisco been mentioned. The shmen are fine, and as lefty mentioned, they are often more attractive than the women. The terrible subculture is the growing population of men who look like women who look like men.
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