Trust me, I searched the article for my name.
I haven't read through all this thread but I just got back from SF today. I was born and raised in LA and live here currently. I went to college in Norcal and I've been to SF many times during my college years. I always disliked northern California compared to southern California. The weather sucks (cloudy 75% of the year), the women aren't good-looking, and the main attractions just aren't that fun for me.
With that said, I haven't been back in 7 years until this weekend. I had the opportunity to get a free flight to SF so I thought I would give the city another chance. I did most of the touristy things this weekend:
Golden Gate Bridge
Golden Gate Park
And just as before, the city just disappointed me. I didn't have much fun even though I went in wanting a good time. I enjoy Chicago, NY, and other US cities. SF ranks near the bottom of my list.
Vicious irony would be me falling in love with a bull dyke sous chef in the mission, changing my sex and name to lefticia, staying to raise three cats with her in Noe Valley and never leaving. Like Klinger in MASH.
I was hoping to audition a few people to take over. Solid first effort from kosmic.