i don't want anything for my birthday

Good. Cause niggas be broke these day...

good for you, ya rich bastid

ask someone to get you a piece by your favorite artist:

You can ask for happiness.

solid gold jet ski

buy me a pony you asshat

or a mini giraffe.

I see Tomgirl is still playing hard to get.

I'm really happy for you.

Wtf, B? I'm too big for you now!?

I'd imagine you're too big for most men

Since I was only given money for my birthday, I will be using it for materials to build some furniture. Need to decorate the apartment I'm moving into with my GF. I'm thinking a side table, desk, and wall unit to start. If those go well I'll move onto a wardrobe solution.

Planning and building are two of my favorite things, the bonus will be having furniture that isn't from some catalog or design store.

boy some people REALLY got problems...

Can we get angsty/dark Kunk back please? He was more fun.