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"I <3 selvage denim," you said. "USA! USA! USA," you said. "Hey, wouldn't it be great to rock every-day shit out of selvage, like ties, pocket squares, cum rags, table napkins, beer cozies, banana hammocks, duvet covers, tampons, and toilet paper, so that we wouldn't even need to cuff our jeans for everyone on the street to know just how hardcore steezed we are on this authentic Americana trip" you asked.
And now look what you've done.
A Cone selvage passport sleeve that will wear and age beautifully through years of sitting inside your desk drawer because you've never actually traveled outside the country, let alone stepped outside of Williamsburg, Echo Park, or Austin.
A Cone selvage iPad sleeve that will not only serve as a table mat to protect your "casually positioned" copy of "Take Ivy" from the stained counters at Starbucks, but also will wear and age beautifully through the years as you wipe your tears from your rehearsal sessions with your ironic Dashboard Confessional cover band.
A Cone selvage Field Notes sleeve so that you can protect the lyrics from said Dashboard cover band from said tears.
A Cone selvage sunglasses sleeve to protect the fake Ray-Bans you bought downtown before Art Walk.
But this isn't JUST about the beautiful selvage. It's about ANKLES, BABY! THE HOT NEW TREND. Banana Republic's loafer socks out of stock, out of season, or out of driving/mass transit range? Fret not, for loafer socks are available for sale, too, so you can walk out your front door with sleeves in full force and in total Chronoroll® confidence without the inconvenience of blisters or odors associated with sock-free wear!!!1!
To recap:
-Wood bead bracelet? Check.
-Rolled hems for unaffected bare-ankle effect? Check.
-Loafer socks? Check ya, muthafoka!
-J Crew Timex? Double check ya!
-Selvage sleeves to protect everything, save your eggshell ego? Chickity check yoself before you break yoself!
You all saw the signs. You knew this was coming. Enjoy your meal, fellas.
