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post #121 of 240
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Originally Posted by JBZ
Sadly, there are those of us (myself included) who know this off the tops of our heads, which leads me to another insult - geek.

Som pegalay, maratram teetach maggacheetah. Jabba waneecheekoch pabushaneeataneewanyaroska.

koji
post #122 of 240
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Originally Posted by Nantucket Red
You just recapitulated my first point, but less concisely.

I think the inventiveness factor is the reason I appreciate any insult. Those that target sexuality are often particularly rich. Some movie references are illustrative:

"Surprise, cockfags!" (a pie-in-the-face moment in Team America)


And Full Metal Jacket:

HARTMAN

Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?

COWBOY

Sir, Texas, sir!

HARTMAN
Holy dogshit! Texas! Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down!
Do you suck dicks!

COWBOY
Sir, no, sir!

HARTMAN
Are you a peter-puffer?

COWBOY
Sir, no,
sir!

HARTMAN
I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around! I'll be watching you!

(The humor of Hartman's insults ends with the scene that follows this one.)
Unconcising language is one of the skills they teach us in law school . . .
post #123 of 240
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Originally Posted by lawyerdad
Unconcising language is one of the skills they teach us in law school . . .

You were clearly a good student.
post #124 of 240
One of the harshest insults I know is one of the Japanese terms for a slut: 公衆便所 (kôshûbenjo), public toilet
post #125 of 240
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Originally Posted by Nantucket Red
You were clearly a good student.
post #126 of 240
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Originally Posted by Nantucket Red
One of the harshest insults I know is one of the Japanese terms for a slut: 公衆便所 (kôshûbenjo), public toilet

I think "cum dumpster" works pretty well in place of slut.
post #127 of 240
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Originally Posted by hopkins_student
I think "cum dumpster" works pretty well in place of slut.

Yes, "cum dumpster" is excellent. It employs that weak rhyme that seems to give insults a certain ring. "Dimwit" and "lame-brain" are good examples.

The harsher an insult, the better, as a rule, and "cum dumpster" is hard to beat. For the Japanese, who tend to be quite mild-mannered in speech, calling a woman a "public toilet" is mighty harsh.
post #128 of 240
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Originally Posted by hopkins_student
I think "cum dumpster" works pretty well in place of slut.

"firecrotch" became popular for a time a few months ago
post #129 of 240
Sugartits.
post #130 of 240
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Originally Posted by VersaceMan
Sugartits.

Sounds like a snack.
post #131 of 240
What about: Fathermucker priceless: shouting "In your face, fathermucker!" after scoring a goal in whatever game.
post #132 of 240
You generic cliche'd fecal/penis/vaginal stereotype of a racial/sexual/religious/ethnic/gender/species orientation! Ha! Top that!!!
post #133 of 240
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!" i always thought that was funny, but it's hard to execute in real life.
post #134 of 240
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Originally Posted by redcaimen
I bet the early puritans had their own version of political correctness and were just as humorless about it. Sheesh.

I heard one on the radio today: Sausage Gargler. This is funny wether or not your best friend, priest or brother is in fact a sausage gargler. The thought police be damned.
Isn't it a shame we can't all be as cool and broad-minded as you?
post #135 of 240
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Originally Posted by lawyerdad
Isn't it a shame we can't all be as cool and broad-minded as you?

Most people are as cool and broadminded as I am. Its the minority who are not that ruin it for everyone. Its sad, but it doesnt take many hateful bigots or their mirror image, the priggish thought police, to make it hard to be reasonable.
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