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The Jesus Toaster - Have breakfast with The Messiah every morning

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Hi all! For sale is an awesome Jesus Toaster. It is a 2-slice toaster that will actually toast the image of The Messiah on your bread. Features: - Defrost Freezer Items - Reheat to warm toast - Cancel button - 7 Heat Setting - Removable crumb tray Looking for $45 shipped in the US. Think about it, this is a little price to pay to have breakfast with The Man himself every morning. The toaster is brand new in box, never opened. Will ship internationally. Wake up to a nice morning coffee with some grilled cheezus on the side:
post #2 of 14
Holy crap! That's awesome.
post #3 of 14
That would be a nice compliment to my Mother Teresa cinnamon bun
post #4 of 14
I want to kop seriously.
post #5 of 14
So I saw this toast in some movie or TV show but I can't remember where! Someone tell me where its annoying me lol
post #6 of 14
This toaster would be funnier if it arrived in a generic toaster box and surprised the user by pumping out Jesus toasts.
post #7 of 14
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Originally Posted by Lokesh View Post
So I saw this toast in some movie or TV show but I can't remember where! Someone tell me where its annoying me lol
Glee had a recent episode with Jesus toast... on grilled cheese to be exact. I know it's a funny item, but I'm seriously trying to sell it, so if you're interested please PM me.
post #8 of 14
No matter what I do, I'm going to hell. Not to mention, by eating Jesus everyday, it will not make you anymore Christian...
post #9 of 14
The whole "Eat the heart of your enemies to gain their strength" thing, does it work with jesus toast?
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Originally Posted by Dakota rube View Post
That would be a nice compliment to my Mother Teresa cinnamon bun


I just... can't... see... it
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Originally Posted by bigt View Post
I just... can't... see... it

The toaster is 34.95 on Amazon.
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Originally Posted by ArliHawk` View Post
The toaster is 34.95 on Amazon.

Threadshit much?
post #13 of 14
I'll give ya 30 bucks shipped for it.
post #14 of 14
In Texas we find the Lord in Tortillas







Maiz for Catholics and Harina for Protestants of course.
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