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post #1 of 22
10/26/10 at 12:18pm
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http://fuckyeahmenswear.tumblr.com/

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Me and my bros.

Around the blogosphere in 80 days.

In the sartorial dick measuring contest we call life I'm undefeated.

As long as I've got this yacht the hipsters can never win.

Because they are poor and shop on eBay.

You probably think I'm going fishing with a cooler full of Heinies.

Channeling DJ Paulie Newman on some Life Magazine archive type shit.

Think again.

We're not doing anything outside of lampin' in espys, macking this fine ass broad and creasing our chinos.

It took me 15 minutes to get this bandanna right.

You think I'm gonna fuck that shit up by doing any manual labor disguised as a hobby?

My only hobby is looking fresh.

I repeat, my only hobby is looking fresh to death.

I repeat, my only hobby is looking fresh to death on my fucking yacht.

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I took the fucking Ivy.

Standing on my hardwood floor.

Pennys with no socks (natch).

POV shot.

This shit is straight porno.

I'm a fucking cinemotagrapher.

Who the fuck are you?

I'm Trad in a toaster.

Fucking crispy.

Glad Powerhouse re-published.

I only buy Made in the fucking USA.

Got this shit fucking pre-order.

Haven't even opened the book.

I fucking been had the scans.

In photo class at my liberal arts college.

Name dropped T. Hayashidy.

Prof had no fucking clue.

So not Ivy.

Ivy is not one of eight prestigious unversities.

Ivy is not Madison Avenue.

Ivy is not Brooks Brothers.

Ivy is not modern Jazz.

Ivy is my BA in clownin' on bitches.

Ivy is my crotch out of focus.

Ivy is standing in my iced out apartment.

Steezying for my followers.

I took the fucking Ivy.
lefty
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post #2 of 22
10/26/10 at 1:06pm
lol following
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post #3 of 22
10/26/10 at 1:37pm
Where the fuck am I?

You can't see me.

That's right.

Fort made of Filsons.

I'm buried under here.

With your girl.

Told her she "might as well have the best" â„¢

She agreed.

^

*laughs out loud to the point that secretary asks what happened*

*follows*
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post #4 of 22
10/26/10 at 1:44pm
Snapping pics of my Aldies.

I stack kicks like I stack cheddar, son.

This is Jenga steez.

^

*spits spicy Bulgoki and white rice all over keyboard*
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post #5 of 22
10/26/10 at 2:07pm
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What did you do this weekend?

Watch some anime porn?

Maybe reblog some Sarty pics of an Italian gramps dressed way crispyer than you...

Fucking amateurs.

I was on my roof.

Taking in some killer rays.

Drinking craft beer.

Snapping pics of my Aldies.

I stack kicks like I stack cheddar, son.

This is Jenga steez.

Have you seen my shoes?

Seriously, have you seen my fucking shoes?

I gots kicks for every occasion.

Blogger meet up? Checkmate.

Cigar shell.

Smashing on haters? In the streets?

Blue suede.

Stealing your biotch?

Indiana Jones orthopedic boots.

No Sketchers shape ups. It's too easy.

The list goes on.

I've seen you in your Allen Edmonds.

Weakest shit on earth.

You call those shoes?

Did your mom pick them out?

Hanukkah money goes a long way.

Or maybe you got them for your super sweet sixteen.

Get some Aldies and maybe you can holler.

I'll be on my roof. With my new DSLR.

Teach me how to use it.

Hi-res stunting.

Snapping pictorals.

Shitting on clowns in Florsheim's.

I want the a/v on this ray of sunshine.
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post #6 of 22
10/26/10 at 11:54pm
Who writes this? Gotta be a senior member.
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post #7 of 22
10/26/10 at 11:56pm
Sounds like GQHustler to me.
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post #8 of 22
10/27/10 at 12:04am
Rofl. So following.
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post #9 of 22
10/27/10 at 12:14am
Damn that's funny.

Isn't it always the super-niche humour that hits the hardest? My wife heard me laughing and was like "Ok, share the wealth." Sorry, not possible. Arcane references and multiple layers of irony that you unwrap to get at the biggest laughs. Awesome stuff.
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post #10 of 22
10/27/10 at 12:31am
It was good but this put it over the top:

"I am the style Lorax. I speak for the steez."



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post #11 of 22
10/27/10 at 12:43am
Imagine Todd Barry reading this - it just gets funnier.
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post #12 of 22
10/27/10 at 12:44am
Fuck Yeah love it.
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post #13 of 22
10/27/10 at 1:32am
Awesome. Particularly: My only hobby is looking fresh. I repeat, my only hobby is looking fresh to death. I repeat, my only hobby is looking fresh to death on my f*cking yacht.
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post #14 of 22
10/27/10 at 2:55am
I'm taking bets on who this is: 3 - 1 its MetroStyles 5 - 1 its ArrogantBastard 12 - 1 its a Vox puppet Lefty - how'd you stumble onto this?
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post #15 of 22
10/27/10 at 8:50am
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^Casual lurking on the FNB forum.

I just hope this guy doesn't burn himself out - pace yourself, kid.

lefty
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