My, my ,my. You do seem to have a bit of a temper, Bencho. Daddy issues? Mmmmmmmm! It's the belt isn't it, triggering a bad reaction to what is now obviously a much more plausible use, than that of holding up your jim-jams. I suggest putting one end into the other and pulling, but then i didn't buy this over-designed piece of crap,you did. Work it out your self, buster!