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8. Return to bar, but Anne is gone! Got into a fight with a miner
...to be continued...
- B
...continuing...
We last left off at event marker number 8, in which Anne Hathaway just left the bar and fisticuffs began to fly between a miner from the Outback and me. What started the fight?
He said that I...get this..."dressed like an old man!" The insolence of the man!
Let's continue on, shall we?
9. Not everyone was Kung Fu Fighting...
but I was!
10. Not to brag, but I've eviscerated many a porcine animal on the grounds of my French cottage (or "château" to you plebs), so after I gave the miner my Snake Strike, my Low Mantis, and my Standing Crane, he was pretty much done

11. How "ironic" was it that I didn't even use my guns? Well, a lot.

12. As an act of humility, I reflected on my triumph by noting my prior failures:

13. I celebrated by getting a new "necktie" from eBay...old man my ass!!

I've got nuthin' but swimmers, baby!
14. Quick trip to the bathroom for another WAYWRN shot:

15. And now, time to unwind on the expansive grounds of my Internet estate:

I tell ya...what a day!!
- B