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Curing meat phobia

post #1 of 38
10/10/10 at 8:59pm
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Hi there...

Someone I know has inexplicably picked up a phobia to all meat - she's terrified of decay and now has taken into her head that eating meat is like eating disgusting putrefaction.

How do I turn her around? Less than 2 weeks ago she loved eating steak.
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post #2 of 38
10/10/10 at 9:05pm
Cure 1: Show her a decaying cabbage

Cure 2: God loves meat, especially lamb.

If all above won't work, get rid of her.
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post #3 of 38
10/11/10 at 4:39am
Break up with her. Find a new girlfriend.
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post #4 of 38
10/11/10 at 10:14am
It's just an excuse to be anorexic.
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post #5 of 38
10/11/10 at 1:41pm
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Originally Posted by greg_atlanta View Post
It's just an excuse to be anorexic.

I agree that this is most likely the cause. Decay affects all living things. Fruits and vegetables are just as bad as meat in this regard. Just leave some fruit sitting around for a couple weeks. Then you can enjoy the rot, smell, mold, and fruit flies that have developed on it.
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post #6 of 38
10/11/10 at 2:42pm
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Originally Posted by wetnose View Post
Hi there...

Someone I know has inexplicably picked up a phobia to all meat - she's terrified of decay and now has taken into her head that eating meat is like eating disgusting putrefaction.

How do I turn her around? Less than 2 weeks ago she loved eating steak.

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post #7 of 38
10/11/10 at 2:45pm
Exposure!
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post #8 of 38
10/11/10 at 2:57pm
I believe the correct SF response to any situation involving a female that isn't a perfect 10 and doing anything but waiting for you to bang her is to leave the country, change your name, and bang as many other women as humanly possible.
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post #9 of 38
10/11/10 at 7:23pm
Use this as a brilliant opportunity to eat only the finest meats from the most freshly slaughtered animals.
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post #10 of 38
10/11/10 at 7:38pm
She's probably been subjected to too many "Beef: It's What's Rotting In Your Colon" messages.

http://store.veganessentials.com/bee...olon-p536.aspx

Clever marketing campaign even if cows are too tasty for the message to have a lasting impact...
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post #11 of 38
10/11/10 at 7:43pm
Her fear is not uncommon among individuals with fear / anxiety based disorders (OCD). Seek therapy.
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post #12 of 38
10/11/10 at 7:49pm
What is her position concerning oral sex?

A quadruple entendre
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post #13 of 38
10/11/10 at 7:49pm
dont bother trying to change her OCD ways. at least she won't be teh fatness

also, this will save you a lot of money at restaurants. she gets the pasta, you eat the steak...
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post #14 of 38
10/11/10 at 8:30pm
Continue to eat meat in front of her like its no big deal, I dated a vegetarian who had hadnt eaten meat for years and got her to eat a bite of my hamburger finally, then gave her little pieces of my chiken when we went out to eat... slowly she will eat meat on occasion.
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post #15 of 38
10/11/10 at 9:04pm
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Originally Posted by Cognacad View Post
Exposure!

Exposure
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