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post #31 of 51
What's the deal with young guys wearing a big shiny "official" whatever sticker on baseball caps? I mean, if caps can be "pirated," can't stickers?
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post #33 of 51
I recommend pants too large hanging down to the crotch with one leg rolled up and a bandanna to tie it off. Go with a plain white Hanes t-shirt and pack heat if you've got it. Alternately, you could wear a khakis, and an apple logo t-shirt and talk to people about how you drive a Prius because you're more responsible than all the idiots in the middle states.
post #34 of 51
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I recommend pants too large hanging down to the crotch with one leg rolled up and a bandanna to tie it off. Go with a plain white Hanes t-shirt and pack heat if you've got it.

Alternately, you could wear a khakis, and an apple logo t-shirt and talk to people about how you drive a Prius because you're more responsible than all the idiots in the middle states.

Because down here in So Cal we're snide and judgmental, you mean?

Whatever, dude.
post #35 of 51
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Because down here in So Cal we're snide and judgmental, you mean?

Whatever, dude.

I suppose I'll take my lumps for being hypocritical here. I've just encountered way too many of the type.
post #36 of 51
why not doing the fat midwestern / southern tourist visiting L.A. for the first time (only works with BMI greater than 30): Running shoes, white socks, walmart cargo pants, T-Shirt with bible club logo, college football or NASCAR hat, Disneyland ticket hanging out of back pocket, massive sunburn...make sure to act embarrassed and outraged whenever you see gays/lesbians/nudity/modern art/sushi/etc.
post #37 of 51
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These people are seen at tourist traps like Fisherman's Wharf here in San Francisco too. Usually seen eating a Double-Double at In-N-Out, munching on junk food, or seen in the window at Hooters drinking crap beer. The ones with a southern accent often sport that stupid Frat/Trad look.

Yep seen it and ran away!
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post #39 of 51
^^^ Windbreakers. Haven't seen that in ages.

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...make sure to act embarrassed and outraged whenever you see gays/lesbians/nudity/modern art/sushi/etc.

I once had a lezbo college professor who "confessed" and "came out for the first time." Seems she was notorious on ratemyprofessors.com for doing that every semester.

Around that time, I kept noticing that gay guys would run to embrace each other right in front of me and block the sidewalk so I had to go around on the grass. Once at college, I had a couple of dykes do that to me. I circled the building and waited. They "just met each other" again in front of another guy.

It's not the tourist. The problem behavior is with the queers. The act is a hackneyed study in being offensive. Just get out of my way and save your mental disturbance for other pervs.
post #40 of 51
Dress like Larry David. He's got the 'West Side of LA' look down. Pacific Palisades all the way.
post #41 of 51
Time to move outta the state, douchebag.




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^^^ Windbreakers. Haven't seen that in ages.



I once had a lezbo college professor who "confessed" and "came out for the first time." Seems she was notorious on ratemyprofessors.com for doing that every semester.

Around that time, I kept noticing that gay guys would run to embrace each other right in front of me and block the sidewalk so I had to go around on the grass. Once at college, I had a couple of dykes do that to me. I circled the building and waited. They "just met each other" again in front of another guy.

It's not the tourist. The problem behavior is with the queers. The act is a hackneyed study in being offensive. Just get out of my way and save your mental disturbance for other pervs.
post #42 of 51
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The problem behavior is with the queers. The act is a hackneyed study in being offensive. Just get out of my way and save your mental disturbance for other pervs.

WOW! You know this is a ghey website, right?
post #43 of 51
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Time to move outta the state, douchebag.

Queers call normal men "douche" because they put fluid in women. To be called a DB is a backhanded compliment. Thank you. Let me return the compliment, cocksucker.
post #44 of 51
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Queers call normal men "douche" because they put fluid in women. To be called a DB is a backhanded compliment. Thank you. Let me return the compliment, cocksucker.

You're a very special boy, I can tell.
post #45 of 51
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Queers call normal men "douche" because they put fluid in women. To be called a DB is a backhanded compliment. Thank you. Let me return the compliment, cocksucker.

I like your moves. I like your style.
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