
This new book by Sedaris is cracking my shit up:
It is about Animals, a toad is complaining about a customer service Rep or the DMV or something:
" I should have smeared a honeydew with shit; or no a honeydew and a canteloupe. I should have smeared both melons with shit and then forced them down her throat. Then I should have poured acid on her, and then I should have set her on fire."
My wife is reading this to me in a crazy accent, and its HIlarious.
-rF





