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post #46 of 115
MarkI might be dead, if he followed some of the advice offered to him in the "How to get over things your gf has done in the past" thread....
post #47 of 115
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I know that if I died Mauro would definitely post about it.

he'd be pissed that you fucked up the call of duty team
post #48 of 115
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Actually, something similar happened on a shaving forum - but the twist was that the member's name was Will - and he made and sold shaving soaps that were universally praised. That said, recipe followed Will into the grave. Javyn knows about this.

Something in the secret sauce, do you think?
post #49 of 115
Don't worry, as soon as I die, I'll make a post by twitter.
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fixed

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I'll probably be killed by a 400lb woman's vagina.
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Originally Posted by thats.mana View Post
Ah I remember this, it was a 08-09 M5, I think he had 4 friends in the car at the time. Car forums usually have a passing member ever so often.
I've known of a few members on car forums whose deaths were reported.
post #52 of 115
I actually have a computer setup to electronically to my watch. This computer is set on SF, with a new threak started, explaining that i had died and that i wouldn't miss any of you. In my watch is a heartrate monitor. If my heart stops beating, it will trigger a signal to start the new thread, thus eliminating any of you having to worry about moi.
post #53 of 115
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I actually have a computer setup to electronically to my watch. This computer is set on SF, with a new threak started, explaining that i had died and that i wouldn't miss any of you. In my watch is a heartrate monitor. If my heart stops beating, it will trigger a signal to start the new thread, thus eliminating any of you having to worry about moi.

You never take off your watch? What happens when the battery runs out?
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You never take off your watch? What happens when the battery runs out?

I have arranged it so that this watch and I will never be separated, and that the watch will never cease to work. I touched it on the arm and said "now you and i are the same" even though I'm not immortal like my watch now is.
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I actually have a computer setup to electronically to my watch. This computer is set on SF, with a new threak started, explaining that i had died and that i wouldn't miss any of you. In my watch is a heartrate monitor. If my heart stops beating, it will trigger a signal to start the new thread, thus eliminating any of you having to worry about moi.

That sounds a lot like my watch, only my watch doesn't do any of that and features a lewd image of Minnie Mouse and Goofy.
post #56 of 115
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I have arranged it so that this watch and I will never be separated, and that the watch will never cease to work. I touched it on the arm and said "now you and i are the same" even though I'm not immortal like my watch now is.

So, technically, I could take off your watch, rip out your heart with my bare hands, strap your watch to it, and plug that shit into a pacemaker.

I'm just trying to plan my weekend.
post #57 of 115
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Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim View Post
So, technically, I could take off your watch, rip out your heart with my bare hands, strap your watch to it, and plug that shit into a pacemaker.

I'm just trying to plan my weekend.

No. I have safeguards against exactly this kind of thing, but now that I know your intentions, I will not be telling you.
post #58 of 115
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No. I have safeguards against exactly this kind of thing, but now that I know your intentions, I will not be telling you.

Whatever. You know there are no sure safeguards against me.
post #59 of 115
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Whatever. You know there are no sure safeguards against me.
I had a Mayan artist draw an endtimes mural against my wall to distract you.
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I had a Mayan artist draw an endtimes mural against my wall to distract you.

I don't get distracted.
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