Originally Posted by HRoi
Feel free to look up the year that AI entered the league. I don't mean ball hogging, I mean, the act of the crossover was more important to these dudes than anything else, including scoring. The fucking games would never end. It became even worse when all that And1 bullshit came out
This was in SoCal where I knew where to find the good games where people weren't ultra selfish and the regulars all knew each other and liked playing together. Even those runs started getting fucked up by the And1 douches
I'm fucking with you, I know exactly what you're talking about. I grew up in DC, AI's backyard. You think that shit was bad in CA? Fuck man, these idiots would do it with their shoes all loosened and untied, occasionally falling off. Then others with their ass pants on the ground with underwear showing. Big gold chains and medallions too.
Those fuckers used to call me Kukoc because I used to link up play but it was really just a pass from yahoo 1 to yahoo 2 who had an open shot but instead would proceed to show off his latest move. And god forbid me the whitey fucking ask them to shoot.
You're bringing back memories here, ha ha, I remember getting so sick of it I went to the court alone one day and just practiced a crossover until I had it down then went to the court and started doing the same shit but holding the ball like 3x as long. Once I had a little kid guarding me and I must have spun him around for about a minute strait until someone finally came in with some help defense. Dummy left his man under the basket though to double me and it was easy pickings to drop the ball underneath for 2. They switched the little kid off of me after that, not because I was balling but because the other cowboys weren't getting their touches.
Then there was this other time I went to a court with a friend and we were pick n rolling, setting screens and shit and the punks started saying 'damn, they think they in college or something'.
There was another time I was on a cruise ship and played with a bunch of randoms, at one point I was left to guard this girl and she started to back me down so her ass was all in my crotch and some cowboy yells 'damn', a minute later her father pulls her off the court and I'm left to be the fucking perv on the court.