ok best friend and I are doing Wayne's World. Given that I am fair and he is dark, you would think I would be the logical Garth...but seemingly he has some cosmic Dana Carvey thing going on, and just wants to be blonde.
Today was a pain in the ass as we drove all over town trying to find a check shirt that would fit a 6 foot 3 anal retentive Frenchman in a country full of 5 foot 3 people. "It eez far from parfait". We failed, and he is borrowing one from someone else.
Garthing me would have been much easier...but he's nothing if not persistent. So I will be Wayne. Seeing as I wear a plain black t-shirt and jeans every single day, it was not really a stretch