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Originally Posted by
tomgirl 
It's annoying. I always want to go as something awesome, but it always somehow ends up kind of slutty. ...Maybe that is telling...
Come on. The entire point is to be slutty. you can wear stars on your nipples and say you're the American Flag and nobody will even question you. What are you going to go as, an Amish woman? That's just depressing.
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Originally Posted by
fuji 
Marijuana.
Are you going to paint yourself green, roll yourself up in a sheet, and wet the ends?
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Originally Posted by
ama 
I'm thinking about going as a cornfield.
You really should consider going as a watermelon cake. Then when people drunkenly spill their food on you all night long you can just say its part of the design.