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post #1 of 65
9/16/10 at 3:41am
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Dudes,

I was at this bar with a girl all night. She was going to go home with this other guy, I whispered "Hey let's drink more. I'll take you home and I won't try to sleep with you." BOOM we drank more, BOOM she's at my apartment asleep on couch. Am I in friend zone? Should I try to fuck her? We made out a bit then she went to sleep.

JD

PS She's a solid 8.5-9.
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post #2 of 65
9/16/10 at 3:46am
Step 1: Take pictures.

Step 2: Poast.
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post #3 of 65
9/16/10 at 3:47am
Thread Starter 
FYI It's not like she went to sleep while making out. We were making out, I went to get her a water bc I'm a nice guy, then she passed out. She's on couch. Bedroom is 10 feet away.


FUCK SF, am I a creeper if I wake her up?
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post #4 of 65
9/16/10 at 3:51am
Pick her up and carry her to your bed. Make sure she wakes up. Tell her that she fell asleep and you are moving her to your bed as it is more comfortable. Her reaction should indicate your next move.
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post #5 of 65
9/16/10 at 4:02am
burn incense and put on some marvin gaye.

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post #6 of 65
9/16/10 at 4:08am
Thread Starter 
Fuck.


This girl is too wasted for me to fuck...



These morals suck.
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post #7 of 65
9/16/10 at 4:09am


The mods might want to consider saving this thread for evidentiary purposes.
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post #8 of 65
9/16/10 at 4:10am
Brutal.

Luckily as of your last post, you've successfully avoided a rape charge. Please confirm whether that remains the case in the morning.
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post #9 of 65
9/16/10 at 4:19am
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Originally Posted by J Darnielle View Post
Fuck.


This girl is too wasted for me to fuck...



These morals suck.

Yep. Put her in your bed and sleep on the couch.
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post #10 of 65
9/16/10 at 4:23am
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Alter View Post
Yep. Put her in your bed and sleep on the couch.

This is a legit play and I think it's most likely to help me get laid in the future.


Thanks SF.
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post #11 of 65
9/16/10 at 4:30am
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Originally Posted by J Darnielle View Post
This is a legit play and I think it's most likely to help me get laid in the future.


Thanks SF.

Just make sure you don't move in to friend zone in the morning.
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post #12 of 65
9/16/10 at 5:01am
If you really want to be a prick about it put a bunch of large objects on the floor inbetween your bed and the bathroom. Not responsible if she gives up and pukes in your bed.
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post #13 of 65
9/16/10 at 5:04am
This thread didn't turn into the disaster I was expecting it to be, I'm proud of you SF.
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post #14 of 65
9/16/10 at 5:10am
subbed. update in the morning plz
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post #15 of 65
9/16/10 at 5:26am
Move her to the bed. Sleep beside her, but basically fully clothed, hands to yourself...move over and kiss her in the morning and make your move then.
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