Originally Posted by CMD.EXE
I feel you should be more specific. Do you want him to consume feces first, and then decapitate himself immediately after, do you want him attempt to do both simultaneously? Perhaps, you want him to die as a result of consuming feces. You also did not indicate what sort of feces you would like him to consume. You should guide newer members a little bit better in carrying out your demands, it will make styleforum a much happier place.
Perhaps he means well :-/. He just has a few typographical errors. He meant to type "Eat, Sh-t, and Die." Kind of like Eat Pray and Love only more thoughtful.