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Now you can be the proud owner of internet personality MetroStyles' very own used bedsheets!!! These sheets have starred in such threads as "Adventures in Online Dating" and other ones in which I talked about banging chicks. These sheets feature the stains of Hipster Girl, BigTit girl, and several others that have been slain between October 2009 and today. Become a part of internet lore! These are stained sheets. There are probably 5-6 sex stains on them. They are Bed, Bath, and Beyond Pure Beech Jersey Knit Sheets. This shit is soft as my freshly-shorn nuts. They are so comfy. I just bought two more sets today, and am retiring these. I also have a more heavily stained red set for sale. Asking for $40 to recoup my investment. Imagine the stories you will be able to tell your friends! My powerful love-making spirit will be present with you at all times as you try to bed girls. These sheets have several "washings" of bourbon on them, so it will help your prey become tipsy/drunk/passed out even faster. Stains may or may not contain: *vaginal secretions!! *semen (definitely contains)!! *menstrual blood!! *non-menstrual blood!! *hairs!! *lost earrings!! *poo!! *tears!! *bourbon!! *riesling wine!! If you do not get laid in these sheets within three weeks of purchase, I guarantee your money back!!!!* *Offer does not apply to Connemara or MarkI. A stain (right side, shaped like horse-shoe crab). Look how soft it is. Pure Beech!
post #2 of 25
Do you offer a renting service for a one time thing?
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Originally Posted by Nosu3 View Post
Do you offer a renting service for a one time thing?

$25 per weekend ($40 deposit though).
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PM sent
post #5 of 25
Do I get a discount b/c some of those stains are mine?
post #6 of 25
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Originally Posted by kwilkinson View Post
Do I get a discount b/c some of those stains are mine?

$3.75 per self-stain.
post #7 of 25
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Originally Posted by MetroStyles View Post
$3.75 per self-stain.

What about renting it, stain it up 20 times, and send it back for a cash back rebate to be put back on the market?
post #8 of 25
Measurements pl0x
post #9 of 25
How about some live action shots? Need to see how well they work.
post #10 of 25
why are these not queen??!!
post #11 of 25
Hey, at least there are no urine stains.
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Originally Posted by arc View Post
Hey, at least there are no urine stains.

Urine may or may not be covered under "vaginal secretions".
post #13 of 25
That looks like a chick hand in the photo. Otherwise, you must use some damn good moisturizer and avoid manual labor at all costs.
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That looks like a chick hand in the photo. Otherwise, you must use some damn good moisturizer and avoid manual labor at all costs.

I have naturally soft skin. Get comments all the time. I have mad blisters though from deadlifting. Just not on the outside.
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That looks like a chick hand in the photo. Otherwise, you must use some damn good moisturizer and avoid manual labor at all costs.
I believe the manual labor that made these sheets what they are today involved plenty of moisturizer.
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