I honestly have never laughed so much during a movie before. For those of you with a strong stomach, see this movie.
It wasn't nearly as gross as I thought it would be.
I normally hate gratuitously violent movies, and action movies in general.. but I actually laughed at how bad this was.
I mean, this is intentionally bad for the sake of bad. The dialogue is reprehensible, most of the acting is unforgivable, and the violence is so cartoonish that the people who did X-Men would probably blush. But, it was entertaining, and the Machete dude is probably the ugliest, scariest human being I've ever seen.
Jessica Alba obviously looked incredible. She's just a terrible actrice.