Originally Posted by holymadness
Pio will deny it, but he is a born and raised upper Canadian. He can counsel you on anything from the inefficiencies of the tax system to how to treat a beaver bite.
Tax system there is very efficient. Fuckers never missed a penny!
As someone that was once part of the boating scene there, I would guess you either got caught with some booze violations in Canadian waters or for some reason landed on the Canadian side without the proper paperwork or not calling in? In either case, get a good lawyer. He's expensive but Ducharme always seemed to handle Probert's problems pretty well.
If your boat is still in your posession, i.e. not impounded, you're already ahead of the game.