Originally Posted by crazyquik
Why don't you just stay in your house but send your kids to boarding school? No hassle in packing/moving, you get the house to yourself (same space as having a bigger house but with kids in it (plus easier to boan the wife or throw swinger parties)), and your kids still get psychologically screwed up from having to change schools. Plus their new boarding school will be as good or better than the other new school district.
Boarding school is like 40k/yr per kid, plus they might not be old enough. Some schools will discount you if you have more than one kid going through the school, but that's some serious coin if you've got 3 kids like kunk does. The whole moving 10 minutes away crisis is pretty funny though. As a kid, I lost my best friend, whom I'd known my whole life up to that point, because my dad had an affair with his mother, my mother wouldn't let me see him again, and it was decided we would move to a different province.