My apologies to the OP but if I can jump OT just for a second...I thought you all might enjoy this: This old cowboy walks into a bar in San Francisco and orders up a beer. After a bit he turns to a beautiful young woman and offers to buy her a drink. She says "sure, why not?" Couple of minutes later he asks her her name. She says "Britanny." He says "I'm RJ." Taking a sip, Brittany turns to RJ and asks "Are you a real cowboy?" RJ smiles and says "Well, I own a fair spread outside of Bozeman. I get up in the mornin' thinking about cows. I live, eat and sleep horses and workin' cattle. I spend most of my days in the saddle and I can dern sure throw the hoolihan. I guess I'll do til a real one comes along." He orders another round for both himself and her and then after a small pause says "Britanny, can I buy you dinner and take you dancing?" Brittany looks over at him and says "RJ, I don't think you get it...this is a gay bar and I'm a lesbian." RJ says "Lesbian? What's that?" Brittany says" I like women. I get up in the morning thinking about women. I go to bed at night and dream about women. I live, eat, and sleep women and making love to women." RJ's a little shocked but he understand sure enough. A little while later he's still at the bar when a pert brunette slips onto the stool next to him. He looks over but, having learned his lesson, doesn't offer to buy her a drink. But the brunette leans over and offers her hand... "I'm Kelsie" she says. "And are you a real cowboy?" RJ leans back and tips his hat onto the back of his head. "Well," he drawls "I thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian."