Snakes On A Plane

Originally Posted by Violinist

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boooring. First of all, I'm not a film snob. Second of all, I hate Samuel L. Jackson because he was a jack ass at a Pro Am tournament which my dad was at. Thirdly, what I said was mostly in jest, so why don't you shove a few thousand of those DVDs up your ass. I ignore him by not watching any of his movies. The big difference between that bug eyed loud mouth and Paris Hilton is that he actually thinks he's the ****, and has been known to criticize other actors. Paris Hilton knows her role as a walking blow up doll, whereas this guy thinks he's a combination of Morgan Freeman and Denzel. anyways, I don't give a ****. Just make sure one of your friends doesn't murder you in your sleep.
You really need to get a grip. That was pretty much uncalled for.

Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim

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You really need to get a grip. That was pretty much uncalled for.

you reap what you sow.

Originally Posted by Violinist

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you reap what you sow.
Exactly my point. The only thing you could have possibly been offended by in my post was WRITTEN BY YOU. Or were you really mad about me joking (thats what the smiley face means pal) that you were a "stuffy killjoy". Oooh harsh. Thats totally worth discussing me dead for. Why you constantly try and rip me in my threads is beond me, but I'd wish you'd stop.

Originally Posted by Violinist

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Paris Hilton knows her role as a walking blow up doll.

Wait, Paris Hilton doesn't think she's the ****?

Originally Posted by drizzt3117

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Wait, Paris Hilton doesn't think she's the ****?
No, she does, she's a great actress and a superior musician... she's just not articulate enough to tell everyone about it. Oh, and for the record, I was around Samuel L. Jackson for like four hours after a pro-am charity golf tournament, and aside from being freaked out by the masses of people running up and yelling at him, or asking him for autographs and etc, he was a really nice guy. He has a weird tendancy to sit on people's hands though.

Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim

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Exactly my point. The only thing you could have possibly been offended by in my post was WRITTEN BY YOU.
Or were you really mad about me joking (thats what the smiley face means pal) that you were a "stuffy killjoy". Oooh harsh. Thats totally worth wishing me dead for.

Why you constantly try and rip me in my threads is beond me, but I'd wish you'd stop.



I don't try and rip on you. In the Paris Hilton thread my argument was quite general, and if you go back you'll see that I conceeded that it most likely does not apply to you. Also, I never wished death on you, I'm just reminding you that you too have said certain things, in the spirit of your little parody piece.

In any case, I'm not going to get into a little "e-war" over something so stupid.

Originally Posted by drizzt3117

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Wait, Paris Hilton doesn't think she's the ****?

Yea, in terms of being incredibly materialistic and good looking she probably is (although apparently a lot of people on this internet website routinely sleep with far better). Never did she ever claim superior artistry like Sam Jackson has.

Originally Posted by Violinist

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I don't try and rip on you. In the Paris Hilton thread my argument was quite general, and if you go back you'll see that I conceeded that it most likely does not apply to you. Also, I never wished death on you, I'm just reminding you that you too have said certain things, in the spirit of your little parody piece. In any case, I'm not going to get into a little "e-war" over something so stupid.
I'd appreciate it if you would take a little effort in being civil then. Writing things like "Obviously, you are a ******* loser", "shove a couple thousand of those dvd's up your ass" and " make sure your friends don't kill you in your sleep" aren't the best way to avoid e-conflict. Oh, those aren't directed at me? Funny... they are innocuously buried in direct replies to me. I'm sorry if I'm mistaking them for being aimed at me. If you have a general statement about "******* losers" or that you want SOMEONE (but not me) to shove DVD's up his ass, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE SPECIFIC, and not involve me in your little delusions. What exactly do I needed to be "reminded of"? I've (to the best of my knowledge) never said anything to offend you until you started hurling profane insults at "nobody in particular" while you are talking to me.

Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim

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I'd appreciate it if you would take a little effort in being civil then. Writing things like "Obviously, you are a ******* loser", "shove a couple thousand of those dvd's up your ass" and " make sure your friends don't kill you in your sleep" aren't the best way to avoid e-conflict.

Oh, those aren't directed at me? Funny... they are innocuously buried in direct replies to me. I'm sorry if I'm mistaking them for being aimed at me.

If you have a general statement about "******* losers" or that you want SOMEONE (but not me) to shove DVD's up his ass, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE SPECIFIC, and not involve me in your little delusions.

What exactly do I needed to be "reminded of"? I've (to the best of my knowledge) never said anything to offend you until you started hurling profane insults at "nobody in particular" while you are talking to me.

Your murderer friends and prolific DVD collection are things specific to you, which I made clear. My thoughts on Paris Hilton have been longstanding, as some people here may be able to corroborate. You'll see later on in that thread that I said I wasn't calling you a loser specifically. In essence "if you think these things, you're a ******* loser". I also made several judgements on various internet type archetypes, and from you picture, none of those fit you. I also recall a little funny exchange at the end of that which led to believe that there was no "e-beef".

So, get over yourself. I'm glad you loved snakes on a plane. I'm sure on some level it was delightful. I'm just saying that I hate SLJ.

Originally Posted by Violinist

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You'll see later on in that thread that I said I wasn't calling you a loser specifically. In essence "if you think these things, you're a ******* loser". I also made several judgements on various internet type archetypes, and from you picture, none of those fit you.
I understand what your posted insult was aiming at, but you still don't seem to get that its pretty clear that I (and many other people in the world) think that Paris Hilton acts like a complete whore. I'm not saying that she IS a complete whore (note the difference) but I would personally be SHOCKED BEOND ALL BELIEF if she's only had sex with two men. Me having these opinons, having to read about her churlish antics, vapid quotes, and etc. when I check out movie blogs, or music blogs, or when I watch television, and etc, meant that indeed your post was directed at me. Whether you were aware of it or not ( I tried to make you aware in the thread ). You seem to be making a lot of assumptions about who I am from my picture. (incedentally, which picture was it that made you assume that I wasn't an idiot?) When you assume, you make an ass out of U and me, but mostly just you.

I also recall a little funny exchange at the end of that which led to believe that there was no "e-beef".

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I don't have "beef" and there has been, and will be no retaliation for your continued smugness and insults. Why, because I'm smarter than that. I can make it perfectly clear what I think without having to call people idiots or telling them to shove their personal belonging up their asses. In fact, if you search for posts that I've made containing the F word, you will find that almost all of them reside in this thread, while quoting YOU. Not that this is a particularly stunning acheivement, I just personally find the act of swearing at people/things online futile beond belief. I prefer to insult and swear at people to their face. That being said, your childish behavior is entertaining, and I enjoy poking fun at you. You, of course, have been gracious enough so far to play along, but I'm not sure if you are aware that you are playing...

So, get over yourself. I'm glad you loved snakes on a plane. I'm sure on some level it was delightful. I'm just saying that I hate SLJ.

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Oh, I'm afraid that I'll never completely be "over myself". Why? Because I'm that friggin cool. I'm like Elvis. Or Samuel L. Jackson. I don't really see how you hating Samuel L. Jackson is worthy of insulting anyone over, but whatever floats your boat. Proceed.

Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim

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I understand what your posted insult was aiming at, but you still don't seem to get that its pretty clear that I (and many other people in the world) think that Paris Hilton acts like a complete whore. I'm not saying that she IS a complete whore (note the difference) but I would personally be SHOCKED BEOND ALL BELIEF if she's only had sex with two men. Me having these opinons, having to read about her churlish antics, vapid quotes, and etc. when I check out movie blogs, or music blogs, or when I watch television, and etc, meant that indeed your post was directed at me. Whether you were aware of it or not ( I tried to make you aware in the thread ).

You seem to be making a lot of assumptions about who I am from my picture. (incedentally, which picture was it that made you assume that I wasn't an idiot?) When you assume, you make an ass out of U and me, but mostly just you.

I don't have "beef" and there has been, and will be no retaliation for your continued smugness and insults. Why, because I'm smarter than that. I can make it perfectly clear what I think without having to call people idiots or telling them to shove their personal belonging up their asses. In fact, if you search for posts that I've made containing the F word, you will find that almost all of them reside in this thread, while quoting YOU. Not that this is a particularly stunning acheivement, I just personally find the act of swearing at people/things online futile beond belief. I prefer to insult and swear at people to their face.

That being said, your childish behavior is entertaining, and I enjoy poking fun at you. You, of course, have been gracious enough so far to play along, but I'm not sure if you are aware that you are playing...




Oh, I'm afraid that I'll never completely be "over myself". Why? Because I'm that friggin cool. I'm like Elvis. Or Samuel L. Jackson.

I don't really see how you hating Samuel L. Jackson is worthy of insulting anyone over, but whatever floats your boat. Proceed.

wow, this entire time I'm being played like a piano by the great criminal mastermind Tokyo Slim. At first I felt violated, dirty even. Now I feel honored, like one of those girls who gets used like currency by a famous touring rock band. I got fucked with by Tokyo Slim! I'm tatooing this on my pelvis immediately.

double post

yea

Originally Posted by Violinist

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wow, this entire time I'm being played like a piano by the great criminal mastermind Tokyo Slim. At first I felt violated, dirty even. Now I feel honored, like one of those girls who gets used like currency by a famous touring rock band. I got fucked with by Tokyo Slim! I'm tatooing this on my pelvis immediately.
Pelvis? Why the pelvis? I deserve to be forearm material at least, maybe even a neck tat on a good day. How many times can you insult me?

Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim

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... Oh, I'm afraid that I'll never completely be "over myself". Why? Because I'm that friggin cool. I'm like Elvis. Or Samuel L. Jackson....
He's right! Here's a recent pic of Slim's: P.s. To get back on the original subject, I think we need a thread ON B-movies. All John Waters fans are especially welcome!