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Originally Posted by kwilkinson 
What? Cockblocking has to mean that you actually have some chance at getting laid. Just randomly talking to a women for a minute and then having another guy interject isn't cock blocking. It's just what happens at bars. Now, if you're kissing this chick and she's all about going back to your lair for some fuxxings, and THEN a dude interjects, that's a total cockblock. But cockblocking isn't possible after a 90 second conversation. I love you w/a, but I will fight you to the death on this.
Agree^^^!
Noun.....
cockblock (plural cockblocks)
(slang) A person who deliberately or inadvertently makes impossible another's intended goal of sexual intercourse.
The best story (and there are dozens) involved me, my best friend and some cute chick and her ugly friend. I ran interference to separate my bestie from the ugly friend, leave him and the cute chick alone. Success. Boy and girl getting closer n closer...coming along nicely, arm around her in a secluded section of the bar. ECBW appears, HAMMERED, sits on his lap, gives him a mini-lapdance, scoots his ass in so that he is sitting between them, puts an arm around each of them, leans forward, collapses, and pukes on their feet. We never saw her again. He even managed to successfully clamjam a girl we know...she's hot, but like 36, chatting to this 21 yr old guy, coming along well...ECBW appears and was like "and you'd never guess she was almost twice your age!!!!" He got all intimidated and awkward, and that was the endathat. Anyhow, we got our own back. Boy could never get it up when he was on e. No matter how hard she tried and how much viagra he took, no hope for him. We dropped some e into his beer at his wedding after party, and cockblocked him on his wedding night. His wife never quite forgave us 
