Originally Posted by voxsartoria
Wouldn't wearing a suit once be the worst, if that is, you never take it off?
that would be the ultimate static electrical charge. it has only happened
once in history. to our own dear Moo Fan.
it happened while wearing his hand made "LUIGI STROMBOLI" suit. it was a lovely
super 600 2 1/2 ounce window pane plaid. made from the first shearing of virgin
moo fan was so moved that first day there in sunny italy, that in spite of warnings
from luigi he ran out into the sunshine. then in a fit of spretsatura undid one button
of his trouser cuff.
it was a sunny day as always in sunny italy that is to say there came a beautiful
italian sunny day thunder storm. one flash of sunny italian lightning was all it took.
that unbuttoned cuff had broken the circuit and the trousers were not grounded.
the lightnings only target was the titanium pick stitching in the jacket.
a terrible flash and horror of horrors, moo fan was FUSED to his suit.
fusing techs from hong kong and thiland were rushed in taking over the rescue.
3 months later the last peice of cloth was removed from our hero and he is doing well.
moo fan tells me that he framed that last bit of cloth. it now hangs in his wardrobe.