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post #1 of 16
8/2/10 at 8:01pm
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I was walking around San Francisco today. If I see one more handlebar moustache on a guy who isn't playing a banjo, I'm going to punch him.
Thank you. That is all.
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post #2 of 16
8/2/10 at 8:09pm
what if he is playing a skin flute?
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post #3 of 16
8/2/10 at 8:12pm
Handlebar mustaches make my motor hum.
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post #4 of 16
8/2/10 at 8:25pm
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Maybe I should have posted this in the Things That Are Pissing You Off thread?
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post #5 of 16
8/2/10 at 8:36pm
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what if he is playing a skin flute?
I believe the proper facial hair for that instrument is the chin strap.
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post #6 of 16
8/2/10 at 8:48pm
Ha, I was walking around Portland a couple weeks ago and was thinking the same thing.
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post #7 of 16
8/2/10 at 9:08pm
most overrated revival ever.
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post #8 of 16
8/2/10 at 9:13pm
I've been Tom Sellecked!
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post #9 of 16
8/2/10 at 9:28pm
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Originally Posted by MetroStyles View Post
Handlebar mustaches make my motor hum.

So, the phrase, "No Homo" doesn't apply to you? "Not that there's anything wrong with that"
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post #10 of 16
8/2/10 at 9:31pm
.....worn by a special breed of hipster in Toronto's Parkdale. A look that saw it's 15 min end a year ago.
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post #11 of 16
8/2/10 at 9:42pm
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So, the phrase, "No Homo" doesn't apply to you? "Not that there's anything wrong with that"

My middle name is Homo.
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post #12 of 16
8/2/10 at 10:31pm
Pray tell, what is the correlation between handlebar mustaches and banjos?
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post #13 of 16
8/2/10 at 10:50pm
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Pray tell, what is the correlation between handlebar mustaches and banjos?

At one time 99.9% of all handlebar mustaches where found on men in banjo bands. They came out only for their "Ye Olde Pizza Parlor" gig or the July 4th parade float. Or maybe, musical Wednesdays at the old folks home.....

Now you see these 'staches in bars and chain stores. Kinda creepy.
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post #14 of 16
8/2/10 at 10:55pm
I believe mustaches such as this are pronounced moosetache.
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post #15 of 16
8/2/10 at 11:08pm
aka Bugger's Grips, or Cockmop with Side Wings
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