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post #31 of 42
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Originally Posted by Goblin
This is the look I'm going for.


that looks like Teagan, one of the hottest porno chicks of the last few years
post #32 of 42
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Originally Posted by Get Smart
that looks like Teagan, one of the hottest porno chicks of the last few years
I was thinking the same thing.
post #33 of 42
IT IS HER!!! And I agree, very, very.
post #34 of 42
I too would beware of not washing jeans.

Sure they could go a while if you work in an air conditioned office and don't really ever sweat. But man, I can imagine some dude cruising in musky jeans that he clubs in and thinking he's wafting a scent-de-fashionista when everyone around him wonders why he smells homeless.

That seems to obliterate any hope that the "look" of unwashed jeans would give you with your betty.
post #35 of 42
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Originally Posted by denimdestroyedmylife
Best post title of the year.
post #36 of 42
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Originally Posted by Get Smart
that looks like Teagan, one of the hottest porno chicks of the last few years
Haven't checked in on this thread for a while. Wondering who would recognize her.
post #37 of 42
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Originally Posted by Goblin
The key is "authentic" wear, best developed by putting an Altoid Sours tin in your back pocket to simulate a Skoal ring, sticking a Zippo in your coin pocket even though you don't smoke, and wearing your jeans for months without washing them despite emitting a charnel-house reek and forming a foamy running sore where your genitalia should be. Once you have achieved "authentic" wear, you may never wear those jeans again and must start over with a new pair. It's axiomatic that obtaining each new pair must require ever-escalating heights of research and effort. But it's all worth it to feel superior to the guy in the Hollister jeans who has the temerity to not realize his own sartorial bankruptcy.
Hahaha!

Seriously though, Altoids to simulate a can of D? Weeeeaaak shit.
post #38 of 42
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Originally Posted by Edward Appleby
Seriously though, Altoids to simulate a can of D? Weeeeaaak shit.
I clerked for a judge in a very rural county. As I didn't generally wear suits at the time, I put my pocket knives (a Spyderco and a Case two-blade) in my suit pockets by reflex when I went to my interview. When I arrived, I saw the metal detector, checked my pockets, and realized that I had knives with me at the courthouse. The bailiff spit in his styrofoam cup and waved me through on the rationales that a) I was not the sort of person he was worried about, b) my pocket knives didn't really count as weapons, and c) the metal detector wasn't on anyway.

Then I interviewed with the judge. The judge was also spitting into a styrofoam cup. This, combined with the fact that he had autographed pictures of Johnny Knoxville and Wee Man on the walls of his chambers, convinced me that I had found my perfect clerkship. I was right.

The Altoids thing kind of baffles me, but apparently people do it.
post #39 of 42
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Originally Posted by denimdestroyedmylife
IT IS HER!!!

And I agree, very, very.

There's a couple of posters here with a very minute knowledge of porno actresses, nothing wrong with that but why do you care about their names?
post #40 of 42
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Originally Posted by Fuuma
There's a couple of posters here with a very minute knowledge of porno actresses, nothing wrong with that but why do you care about their names?
Google Image Search and Limewire.
post #41 of 42
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Originally Posted by Fuuma
why do you care about their names?

how else do you look them up in iafd and figure what films to check out?
post #42 of 42
I also used to work midnight shift at a porn store, and I'm trying to stay in the game.
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