Are your posts supposed to be tongue in cheek? God i hope so. Kind of reminds me the post-modernism essay generators. They read the same as thomas pynchon that i could never understand.
It mystifies me how straightforward, uninflected, subject-verb-object English prose can be considered "tongue in cheek." This makes me fear that when I am being ironic, many will not get the joke (and in fact, I've had evidence of that). Have texting and Twittering and emoticons so deteriorated our reading skills?
Lord only knows what the reaction would be if I pulled out all the stops and wrote Ruskinian or Emersonian or Barthes-esque prose in a forum. I reserve the right to do so, however. It might be an amusing exercise.