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post #1 of 80
7/27/10 at 1:48pm
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The gf wants to try it in the pooper for the first time. I'm a complete noob as well. One friend swears by astroglide. I've contemplated grapeseed oil but oil would damage a condom, no? I'm open to any suggestions so if anyone has experience going through the back door please chime in
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post #2 of 80
7/27/10 at 1:49pm
Try MC
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post #3 of 80
7/27/10 at 1:51pm
Astroglide. Also, the condom will ruin it. You can't get her butt pregnant!!!!
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post #4 of 80
7/27/10 at 1:53pm
tell her to spit on it.
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post #5 of 80
7/27/10 at 1:57pm
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Astroglide. Also, the condom will ruin it. You can't get her butt pregnant!!!!

This.
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post #6 of 80
7/27/10 at 2:00pm
What the fuck is with people in serious relationships using condoms for things other than birth control (unless OP thinks he will indeed get her ass pregnant). How can you be in a relationship and not know whether that person is clean? WTF? Get tested.
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post #7 of 80
7/27/10 at 2:02pm
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Originally Posted by hamish5178 View Post
What the fuck is with people in serious relationships using condoms for things other than birth control (unless OP thinks he will indeed get her ass pregnant).

How can you be in a relationship and not know whether that person is clean? WTF? Get tested.

Yes, and if your girl has a dirty ass (oh it happens...ugh...the memories cannot be washed away), time to have a hygiene discussion.

My ex has the cleanest most beautiful asshole in the world, so I would go deep in there without a hint of poo on my junk. Make sure she has pooped and cleaned before you have anal.
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post #8 of 80
7/27/10 at 2:03pm
^ maybe they just started dating, man. After all, he hasn't done it IDB yet. 4 dates in, max.
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post #9 of 80
7/27/10 at 2:04pm
I won't fuck anything unless it's been tested (cats included). You can't abort HIV.
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post #10 of 80
7/27/10 at 2:05pm
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I won't fuck anything unless it's been tested (cats included).

You can't abort HIV.

Really? How do you prove her test results? Even when I get tested, I don't get some kind of paper that lists out the name of every major and minor STD and the word negative next to it. In fact I don't even know if you can get that kind of thing.

You have to go by her word at some point, and that in itself isn't worth much unless you know her well.

Not sure how your method would work in the real world. I always ask, but I never trust their answer.
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post #11 of 80
7/27/10 at 2:09pm
these kinds of threads are informative in so many ways.
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post #12 of 80
7/27/10 at 2:10pm
+1 on the no condom and the best lube is her own juice, which will serve two purposes:

1. lubrication
2. getting her excited enough to produce juice will get her to relax, which you need her to be if you want to go in through the back door.

Start with your finger, slowly work your thumb in there, and once she is as loose as she can be, slather her taint area/a-hole and your cawk in her juice and slowly start inserting into her rectum. Don't go in hard and fast, unless you don't care about her. Once you are in, don't stick that thing anywhere else in her and once you are done, clean yourself up with some soap and water. I would suggest she get to a toilet and fart out/let drip out your load.
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post #13 of 80
7/27/10 at 2:13pm
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Originally Posted by MetroStyles View Post
Really? How do you prove her test results? Even when I get tested, I don't get some kind of paper that lists out the name of every major and minor STD and the word negative next to it. In fact I don't even know if you can get that kind of thing.

You have to go by her word at some point, and that in itself isn't worth much unless you know her well.

Not sure how your method would work in the real world. I always ask, but I never trust their answer.

I've never seen gotten one of those print-outs, but my friends have.

If a girl says she is clean/got tested, what do you say? Just ask to use a condom anyway?

Sort of a catch 22, but with moar cox
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post #14 of 80
7/27/10 at 2:13pm
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Originally Posted by edmorel View Post
+1 on the no condom and the best lube is her own juice, which will serve two purposes:

1. lubrication
2. getting her excited enough to produce juice will get her to relax, which you need her to be if you want to go in through the back door.

Start with your finger, slowly work your thumb in there, and once she is as loose as she can be, slather her taint area/a-hole and your cawk in her juice and slowly start inserting into her rectum. Don't go in hard and fast, unless you don't care about her. Once you are in, don't stick that thing anywhere else in her and once you are done, clean yourself up with some soap and water. I would suggest she get to a toilet and fart out/let drip out your load.

I think we can safely call this thread over. There simply is nothing of value to add, by any of us.
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post #15 of 80
7/27/10 at 2:16pm
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Originally Posted by edmorel View Post
+1 on the no condom and the best lube is her own juice, which will serve two purposes: 1. lubrication 2. getting her excited enough to produce juice will get her to relax, which you need her to be if you want to go in through the back door. Start with your finger, slowly work your thumb in there, and once she is as loose as she can be, slather her taint area/a-hole and your cawk in her juice and slowly start inserting into her rectum. Don't go in hard and fast, unless you don't care about her. Once you are in, don't stick that thing anywhere else in her and once you are done, clean yourself up with some soap and water. I would suggest she get to a toilet and fart out/let drip out your load.
thanks for that. Only reason I was contemplating wrapping up (we're exclusive so I hit the vag raw) was because a friends said something about bacteria getting on the pen0r
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