or Connect
Styleforum › Forums › Culture › Social Life, Food & Drink, Travel › How would you deal with the "wannabee baller" friend?
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

How would you deal with the "wannabee baller" friend? - Page 6

post #76 of 380
Thread Starter 
Hmmm, I guess I could throw around some of the characters/ideas from the book here. It's not just this guy, I have a whole stable of weird friends of mine. Some gems:

The smelly cheap roomate who was afraid of onions
the foreign exchange student who was super messy and had ties to the yakuza
the obsessive fatso liar who lied to his mom about where he was going to college
The eclectic "artist", who had no talent and thought that red trenchcoats and bowling shoes were a fashion statement
The overly sensitive dude who was pussywhipped and basically neutered himself for a girl only to get cuckolded after a 2 year relationship
post #77 of 380
Quote:
Originally Posted by volatility smile View Post
What the fuck, how do you grow up into someone like that? Fuck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVODv8A5-EM
post #78 of 380
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saltricks View Post
Hmmm, I guess I could throw around some of the characters/ideas from the book here. It's not just this guy, I have a whole stable of weird friends of mine. Some gems:

The smelly cheap roomate who was afraid of onions
the foreign exchange student who was super messy and had ties to the yakuza
the obsessive fatso liar who lied to his mom about where he was going to college
The eclectic "artist", who had no talent and thought that red trenchcoats and bowling shoes were a fashion statement
The overly sensitive dude who was pussywhipped and basically neutered himself for a girl only to get cuckolded after a 2 year relationship

meh, don't spread yourself so thin. the wannabe baller is money!
post #79 of 380
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xericx View Post
meh, don't spread yourself so thin. the wannabe baller is money!

agreed. those topics will wind up on some bargain book clearance table outside in a parking lot in front of an old b dalton.

continue with your douchebag friend for true lolz
post #80 of 380
Thread Starter 
actually his parents were very lenient with him, and he's an only child. He never did well in school and never showed the typical asian stereotypes. I don't think he had the typical asian upbringing. But I find it interesting that he exhibits the "asian jersey shore" type personality. A lot of his stories are actually him growing up. I guess I should have known that he was gonna turn out weird.
post #81 of 380
^ mommy must've breast fed him once too many. must be hard for the guy to spend so much and still remain a virgin.
post #82 of 380
Oh my God, I need moar. These stories are too funny to be made up. I don't think anyone could invent a character so unbelievable.
post #83 of 380
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saltricks View Post
Is douchefriend going to lure me to his apartment and axe me to death to the sounds of phil collin's susudio? Only time will tell.
I'm quite certain sociopaths prefer "In the Air Tonight" by our diminutive friend, accompanied by holding your head underwater in the bathtub.

Good stories though.
post #84 of 380
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saltricks View Post
Anyway, she gets him to try on these clothes that are obviously too big, obviously too expensive, and obviously sewn by a colorblind mental patient with stubby fingers, but she convinced him to buy it because of the big versace logo on the back. He clumsily tried to ask her out on a date, but she said she was busy (the sale was closed at that point). So began the night of terror.

BDC89435 should learn a thing or two from you about telling a fucking story.
post #85 of 380
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saltricks View Post
...douchefriend had been visiting from North Dakota (he was going to school there another funny story).

Okay. Just need to point out here that douchefriend just went to school here. We didn't spawn him; we didn't raise him; we had nothing to do with him being him.
post #86 of 380
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dakota rube View Post
Okay. Just need to point out here that douchefriend just went to school here. We didn't spawn him; we didn't raise him; we had nothing to do with him being him.

North Dakota polished him into the diamond that he is now.
post #87 of 380
This thread is one of those rare ones that took a turn for the pretty good.
post #88 of 380
Quote:
Originally Posted by robertorex View Post
This thread is one of those rare ones that took a turn for the pretty good.

Quote:
Originally Posted by gomestar View Post
..................
...........,_|
.....=====*---|
... ,/,\\ ...,/,\\ .../*\\

+1. Even the intermission was hilarious.
post #89 of 380
I thought this thread was leaning to dead, hence the intermission. But like a Phoenix, this thread is rising from itself into new life and new entertainment.
post #90 of 380
Quote:
Originally Posted by Xericx View Post
meh, don't spread yourself so thin. the wannabe baller is money!

+1, forget the book, poast stories of asian doosh here for our own free enjoyment!
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
Styleforum › Forums › Culture › Social Life, Food & Drink, Travel › How would you deal with the "wannabee baller" friend?