So I finally had it with douchefriend tonight.
He posted another griping thread about Obama taxing the rich blah blah blah. So I responded that he was just being greedy.
His riposte was that the rich contribute to the economy by buying yachts, etc. etc. flawed logic galore. Didn't really read through it all because I knew it was just a bunch of

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Anyway, I finally called him out for what he is, a cheap/greedy manwhore. I told him straight up, "don't act like you are looking out for/ care for people. You are the biggest douche I know, and you tip worse than an half Indian/chinese ebeneezer scrooge. Not only that, you brag about being an asshole, and expect girls to jump naked into your lap because you act like a coked out down syndrome patient whenever we go out. And you dress atrociously. A homeless and blind schizophrenic with a combination of autism and coprophagy would put together a better outfit than you. That is all"
Yes, I snap sometimes. Juvenile, probably. Necessary? Absolutely. Sue me for being human.
Anyway, waiting for a response from him.