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Sex Life (Part Two of Two)The rest of that night is just too painful to tell.

Please do tell. There's so much hung out already.
post #227 of 378
epic. the new flmm thread. moar please
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post #229 of 378
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So I finally had it with douchefriend tonight.

He posted another griping thread about Obama taxing the rich blah blah blah. So I responded that he was just being greedy.

His riposte was that the rich contribute to the economy by buying yachts, etc. etc. flawed logic galore. Didn't really read through it all because I knew it was just a bunch of .

Anyway, I finally called him out for what he is, a cheap/greedy manwhore. I told him straight up, "don't act like you are looking out for/ care for people. You are the biggest douche I know, and you tip worse than an half Indian/chinese ebeneezer scrooge. Not only that, you brag about being an asshole, and expect girls to jump naked into your lap because you act like a coked out down syndrome patient whenever we go out. And you dress atrociously. A homeless and blind schizophrenic with a combination of autism and coprophagy would put together a better outfit than you. That is all"

Yes, I snap sometimes. Juvenile, probably. Necessary? Absolutely. Sue me for being human.

Anyway, waiting for a response from him.
post #230 of 378
does this mean the stories will end? i hope not.
post #231 of 378
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does this mean the stories will end? i hope not.

No, I usually call him out once a quarter or so, but he just forgets it like it never happened. Oh well. No one can blame me for trying.
post #232 of 378
for the sake of this thread, I demand that you go up to your friend and ask his forgiveness.
post #233 of 378
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Originally Posted by Saltricks View Post
So I finally had it with douchefriend tonight.

He posted another griping thread about Obama taxing the rich blah blah blah. So I responded that he was just being greedy.

His riposte was that the rich contribute to the economy by buying yachts, etc. etc. flawed logic galore. Didn't really read through it all because I knew it was just a bunch of .

Anyway, I finally called him out for what he is, a cheap/greedy manwhore. I told him straight up, "don't act like you are looking out for/ care for people. You are the biggest douche I know, and you tip worse than an half Indian/chinese ebeneezer scrooge. Not only that, you brag about being an asshole, and expect girls to jump naked into your lap because you act like a coked out down syndrome patient whenever we go out. And you dress atrociously. A homeless and blind schizophrenic with a combination of autism and coprophagy would put together a better outfit than you. That is all"

Yes, I snap sometimes. Juvenile, probably. Necessary? Absolutely. Sue me for being human.

Anyway, waiting for a response from him.

Wait, you're friends with him on some other feg forum?
post #234 of 378
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Wait, you're friends with him on some other feg forum?

facebook
post #235 of 378
bring douche to D&B at the block at orange 8/14 7pm. no need for introductions- i'm sure ill be able to spot him lol
post #236 of 378
Thread Starter 
he'll be standing near the well dressed good looking guy with a look of fear on his face and palms clenched in anger
post #237 of 378
Thread Starter 
Hah!

He is pissed! I went on this tirade on his facebook wall about how he doesn't tip etc.

So I tell him: "Now you know how I feel when you embarrass me in public"

He responded by deleting all my posts on his wall.

I find it odd that he can act that way in person (like a mega ultra super gargantuan douche of titanic proportions) but when it gets posted on facebook, woah shit, son!

Will post another story soon.
post #238 of 378
Facebook is serious stuff man.
post #239 of 378
please continue to provoke by shitting up his facebook wall
post #240 of 378
In douchefriend's defense, I heard "fresh as I return" too.
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