Originally Posted by Saltricks
So what did douchefriend learn from all this? He said that Jessica was irrefutable proof that all girls were “bitches who are shallow and have no real desire for smart, funny guys. They just want douche white guys who wear Abercrombie and fitch and have six packs and wear their hat backwards. Oh, smart, rich, compassionate Asian? No chance with them! Only gold diggers will want them (and they’ll cheat on the side)! That’s why they don’t like me! CUZ IM FUCKING ASIAN!” Yes douchefriend. It’s because you’re asian.
Been following this five-star threak, thinking "my god, this sounds just like some guys I know, one guy in particular who still hates me, 15 years later" and then suddenly you write this opus Saltricks, and I realize in this end piece here that your douchefriend and my eternal enemy (who I don't hate) were cut from the same cloth. The dude I know is more of a small timer in mentality because I'm a bit older than you and we got by with less 10-15 years ago, but equally as gaudy, and equally as down on himself. I will post some stories if I can remember anything good enough to post. I have a ton of shitty friends/shitty Asian dudes I know.