Well, I hate the South because of the weather. We do fire work in Florida, and boy, does it suck. No wonder people are so frickin' angry. The North East (I lived in Boston for 4 years) sucks for weather too. You get a cold winter, a few nice weeks of spring and fall when it's not raining, and then a hot, muggy, AC-less summer. No wonder people are so rude and angry. The west is where it's at, whether it's northwest or down in California.
There isn't much in Indianapolis, but you are a short drive from Chicago, though Chicago sort of sucks for shopping too, compared to NYC and LA.