Originally Posted by WorkingClassDude
Damn, this was a real question, too. Has no one ever seen this before?
The first is, like much advertising, following the headline style guide, which has its own special set of rules. Often there's no copula, past events can be written in the present, predictions are written in infinitive form, etc. This
is a pretty good run-down of what's going on.
The second is just plain incorrect.