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post #16 of 26
7/19/10 at 11:52pm
Try something like Neutrogena moisturizer for sensitive skin. Other option to explore is jizz (on her face): has lots of zinc and protein in it that soothes women's skin well. If all fails, look for another girlfriend. I never heard of girls being lethargic to a guy's clean shaven face and to stubble.
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post #17 of 26
7/20/10 at 12:15am
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I look pretty good with the 5 o' clock shadow. But the hairs actually have made a rash on her chin. Isn't there lotion or something I can use? (On my FACE you perverts.)

Probably. Go buy some lotion and try it.
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post #18 of 26
7/20/10 at 1:50am
Grow your beard out. The ends of your hair will have a sharp edge from shaving so once it grows out trim the tips. Also, if you tend to have oily hair, remember to shampoo your beard. Always condition your beard to make it extra soft and comb it to avoid any tangling.
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post #19 of 26
7/20/10 at 11:53am
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so you have a chin-strap, sans-mustache?

I can see how "shave neck, cheekbones, lip" could get you to chin strap if you were really overzealous, but no, I don't have a chin strap.
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post #20 of 26
7/20/10 at 7:54pm
tell her to put on a fucking mask. you won't have to worry about shaving.
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post #21 of 26
7/21/10 at 8:26am
You guys are hilarious.

OP: Are you shaving and then letting it grow? Or do you keep it that length with a beard trimmer? It sounds weird, but my gf said she could feel a difference when my old trimmer died & I got a new brand (old I think was Norelco, new is Braun). According to her, Braun>Norelco>post-razor-shave growth. Something about the way it cut left the ends different, I guess. YMMV.
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post #22 of 26
7/21/10 at 7:52pm
Thread Starter 
I just use a beard trimmer every few days to get it as short as possible. It's just 5 o'clock shadow for a day or two after that. This is a new trimmer... good point. This is the first girl to complain as well.
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post #23 of 26
7/21/10 at 10:18pm
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so you have a chin-strap, sans-mustache?


I did this one time and my girlfriend said she "wasn't digging the Abe Lincoln look".

Needless to say, it was never revisited.

Actually, not entirely true - I did figure out how to touch the stragglers at the far edges up a bit while leaving most of it intact. I think that's what the original comment was going for...
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post #24 of 26
7/22/10 at 8:46pm
Beyond a certain point, I'm not sure there's much you can do.

Either grow it out a little more, or find a girlfriend with less sensitive skin.
I have a full beard trimmed very short and I've never had a major problem with irritating a girl's face.

There are other issues involved with keeping a beard and undertaking certain other types of "intimacy", though. Everything has a price. Nothing is free, not even facial hair.
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post #25 of 26
7/22/10 at 9:05pm
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I can see how "shave neck, cheekbones, lip" could get you to chin strap if you were really overzealous, but no, I don't have a chin strap.

If not chin-strap then what? What hair is left? Are you Amish? Beard sans-mustache is odd indeed.

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Try something like Neutrogena moisturizer for sensitive skin. Other option to explore is jizz (on her face): has lots of zinc and protein in it that soothes women's skin well. If all fails, look for another girlfriend. I never heard of girls being lethargic to a guy's clean shaven face and to stubble.

Someone went to a public college.
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post #26 of 26
7/27/10 at 1:37pm
Um er, wear a condom?

Sorry I couldn't resist.
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